Engtard

English person with a superiority complex. Colonist attitude; still believes in the hypes of a used-to-be kingdom and strives to hang on to the empire (ancient history now). They tend to criticise Americans for everything, but fail to recognise they have always depended on the USA to help or bail them out when in trouble.

That Johnson guy, he is such an Engtard. In what century does he think he's living?

by DSXTREME December 27, 2016

Engtard

An offensive term about someone who only knows English in a non-English Country.

That engtard is smoking a joint by the canal.

by imagayllama May 11, 2021

eggtarded

when a white kid decides to shave his head during quarantine with his friends and ends up looking like humpty dumpty getting no bitches

Friend 1: Hey bro! you see Grant?

Friend 2: Yeah bro! he shaved his head and is eggtarded now! shits crazy bro

by XxMaxWeaselsxX July 26, 2020

eggtard

a dumb ass person who is shaped like a egg

yo stop touching my girl you eggtard

by Shan B January 19, 2017

EnGuarde!

French expression with the meaning "Guard position". Said before a sword or fistfight.

EnGuarde, ros bif

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

Eggtard

When someone thinks chickens lay eggs out of their ass instead of their pussy

Yesterday this eggtard told me his chicken shit out an egg.

by Pussyfooting69427 May 19, 2022

Engarde

The phrase used in fighting (usually) by stuck up or fancy people. Also used in dueling and fencing.

Bully: I'm gonna kill you!
Brit: Well then engarde good sir!

by Percei March 20, 2008