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English person with a superiority complex. Colonist attitude; still believes in the hypes of a used-to-be kingdom and strives to hang on to the empire (ancient history now). They tend to criticise Americans for everything, but fail to recognise they have always depended on the USA to help or bail them out when in trouble.
That Johnson guy, he is such an Engtard. In what century does he think he's living?
Engtard by DSXTREME December 27, 2016
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An offensive term about someone who only knows English in a non-English Country.
That engtard is smoking a joint by the canal.
Engtard by imagayllama May 11, 2021
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when a white kid decides to shave his head during quarantine with his friends and ends up looking like humpty dumpty getting no bitches
Friend 1: Hey bro! you see Grant?

Friend 2: Yeah bro! he shaved his head and is eggtarded now! shits crazy bro
eggtarded by XxMaxWeaselsxX July 26, 2020
a dumb ass person who is shaped like a egg
yo stop touching my girl you eggtard
eggtard by Shan B January 19, 2017

EnGuarde! 

French expression with the meaning "Guard position". Said before a sword or fistfight.
EnGuarde! by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
When someone thinks chickens lay eggs out of their ass instead of their pussy
Yesterday this eggtard told me his chicken shit out an egg.
Eggtard by Pussyfooting69427 May 19, 2022
The phrase used in fighting (usually) by stuck up or fancy people. Also used in dueling and fencing.
Bully: I'm gonna kill you!
Brit: Well then engarde good sir!
Engarde by Percei March 20, 2008
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