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when a white kid decides to shave his head during quarantine with his friends and ends up looking like humpty dumpty getting no bitches

Friend 1: Hey bro! you see Grant?

Friend 2: Yeah bro! he shaved his head and is eggtarded now! shits crazy bro

eggtarded by XxMaxWeaselsxX July 26, 2020

eTarded

The effects of ecstacy after you come down. This ranges from feeling icky after a night of use or the gaping minds of individuals who abuse it regularly.

"Man, I shouldn't have partied so hard last night.. I feel so eTarded."

eTarded by Mia Pia March 30, 2007

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etarded

Etarded is what your are the day after you do E (MDMA). YOu tend to get light headed, and your brain feels very spend.

I was rolling so hard yesterday. Now im so etarded.

etarded by Im etarded right now August 1, 2004

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eggtard

a dumb ass person who is shaped like a egg

yo stop touching my girl you eggtard

eggtard by Shan B January 19, 2017

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emotarded

This is the epitome of human sensitivity and frailty. You are so emo that it would be wrong to do anything correctly

Your singing is so weak, you must be emotarded

emotarded by Artthetrumpetman January 26, 2007

Eggtard

When someone thinks chickens lay eggs out of their ass instead of their pussy

Yesterday this eggtard told me his chicken shit out an egg.

Eggtard by Pussyfooting69427 May 19, 2022

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Emptarded

Lacking empathy to the extent of emotional retardation. Unable to empathize. Showing no compassion. Make America Great Again folk.

They were believed to be emptarded for supporting Donald Trump.

Emptarded by digest this July 20, 2019

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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