eggtarded

when a white kid decides to shave his head during quarantine with his friends and ends up looking like humpty dumpty getting no bitches

Friend 1: Hey bro! you see Grant?

Friend 2: Yeah bro! he shaved his head and is eggtarded now! shits crazy bro

eggtarded by XxMaxWeaselsxX July 26, 2020

eTarded 

The effects of ecstacy after you come down. This ranges from feeling icky after a night of use or the gaping minds of individuals who abuse it regularly.

"Man, I shouldn't have partied so hard last night.. I feel so eTarded."

eTarded by Mia Pia March 30, 2007

etarded 

Etarded is what your are the day after you do E (MDMA). YOu tend to get light headed, and your brain feels very spend.

I was rolling so hard yesterday. Now im so etarded.

etarded by Im etarded right now August 1, 2004

eggtard 

a dumb ass person who is shaped like a egg

yo stop touching my girl you eggtard

eggtard by Shan B January 19, 2017

emotarded 

This is the epitome of human sensitivity and frailty. You are so emo that it would be wrong to do anything correctly

Your singing is so weak, you must be emotarded

emotarded by Artthetrumpetman January 26, 2007

Eggtard 

When someone thinks chickens lay eggs out of their ass instead of their pussy

Yesterday this eggtard told me his chicken shit out an egg.

Eggtard by Pussyfooting69427 May 19, 2022

Emptarded 

Lacking empathy to the extent of emotional retardation. Unable to empathize. Showing no compassion. Make America Great Again folk.

They were believed to be emptarded for supporting Donald Trump.

Emptarded by digest this July 20, 2019