eggtarted

guy 1: guy 2 u just eggtarted me bruh stop
guy 2: no way lmao also there's a 47 Inch AU7000 4K Samsung TV stuck in my ass

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eggtarded

when a white kid decides to shave his head during quarantine with his friends and ends up looking like humpty dumpty getting no bitches

Friend 1: Hey bro! you see Grant?

Friend 2: Yeah bro! he shaved his head and is eggtarded now! shits crazy bro

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a dumb ass person who is shaped like a egg

eggtard by Shan B January 19, 2017

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When someone thinks chickens lay eggs out of their ass instead of their pussy

Yesterday this eggtard told me his chicken shit out an egg.

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im soextartedabout my new workout videos.

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messed up on ecstacy; still feeling the negative after-effects of consuming mdma or ecstacy

Man, I was etarted for 5 days after I took all of that ecstacy.

etarted by chrisssy1987 December 5, 2010

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