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guy 1: guy 2 u just eggtarted me bruh stop
guy 2: no way lmao also there's a 47 Inch AU7000 4K Samsung TV stuck in my ass

eggtarted by thepseudonym4 June 6, 2022

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eggtarded

when a white kid decides to shave his head during quarantine with his friends and ends up looking like humpty dumpty getting no bitches

Friend 1: Hey bro! you see Grant?

Friend 2: Yeah bro! he shaved his head and is eggtarded now! shits crazy bro

eggtarded by XxMaxWeaselsxX July 26, 2020

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eggtarted • eggtarded • eggtard • extarted • e-tarted • egg tart

eggtard

a dumb ass person who is shaped like a egg

yo stop touching my girl you eggtard

eggtard by Shan B January 19, 2017

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Eggtard

When someone thinks chickens lay eggs out of their ass instead of their pussy

Yesterday this eggtard told me his chicken shit out an egg.

Eggtard by Pussyfooting69427 May 19, 2022

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extarted

excited to get started.

im soextartedabout my new workout videos.

extarted by Bologna Sandwich April 1, 2009

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etarted

messed up on ecstacy; still feeling the negative after-effects of consuming mdma or ecstacy

Man, I was etarted for 5 days after I took all of that ecstacy.

etarted by chrisssy1987 December 5, 2010

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eggtart

an egg tart but one word.

i love eating eggtarts

eggtart by definitely_real_words August 20, 2022

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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