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eggtarded

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when a white kid decides to shave his head during quarantine with his friends and ends up looking like humpty dumpty getting no bitches
Friend 1: Hey bro! you see Grant?

Friend 2: Yeah bro! he shaved his head and is eggtarded now! shits crazy bro
eggtarded by XxMaxWeaselsxX July 26, 2020
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eggtard 

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a dumb ass person who is shaped like a egg
yo stop touching my girl you eggtard
eggtard by Shan B January 19, 2017

Eggtard 

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When someone thinks chickens lay eggs out of their ass instead of their pussy
Yesterday this eggtard told me his chicken shit out an egg.
Eggtard by Pussyfooting69427 May 19, 2022

extarted 

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im soextartedabout my new workout videos.


extarted by Bologna Sandwich April 1, 2009

etarted 

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messed up on ecstacy; still feeling the negative after-effects of consuming mdma or ecstacy
Man, I was etarted for 5 days after I took all of that ecstacy.
etarted by chrisssy1987 December 5, 2010

eggtart

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i love eating eggtarts
eggtart by definitely_real_words August 20, 2022
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