Eggtard

When someone thinks chickens lay eggs out of their ass instead of their pussy

Yesterday this eggtard told me his chicken shit out an egg.

by Pussyfooting69427 May 19, 2022

eggtarded

when a white kid decides to shave his head during quarantine with his friends and ends up looking like humpty dumpty getting no bitches

Friend 1: Hey bro! you see Grant?

Friend 2: Yeah bro! he shaved his head and is eggtarded now! shits crazy bro

by XxMaxWeaselsxX July 26, 2020

eggtard

a dumb ass person who is shaped like a egg

yo stop touching my girl you eggtard

by Shan B January 19, 2017