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Eggtard
Eggtard by Pussyfooting69427 May 19, 2022
eggtarded
when a white kid decides to shave his head during quarantine with his friends and ends up looking like humpty dumpty getting no bitches
Friend 1: Hey bro! you see Grant?
Friend 2: Yeah bro! he shaved his head and is eggtarded now! shits crazy bro
Friend 2: Yeah bro! he shaved his head and is eggtarded now! shits crazy bro
eggtarded by XxMaxWeaselsxX July 26, 2020
Eggward
eggward is a minecraft chicken. also my boyfriend
Eggward by eggward is a boss October 14, 2019
Egguardo
The name that is given to someone named Eduardo but his head is shaped like an egg. Usually, the name is given be an asshole named Chase to one of his classmates, Egguardo.
Egguardo by Person38484 May 8, 2019
Eggward
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kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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