A woman who prides herself on letting you leave your semen inside of her stemming from the Scandinavian meaning of the word "lut" meaning to slip or leave in.
Karen is such an Eggslut. She's sleeping around really trying to getknocked up.
When you double time 2 men because you are unsure where you want to spend your next holiday
Man: So, you ready to go to Austria? Got the tickets right here!
Woman: No, i'd rather go to Croatia and i'll get there by fucking someone else.
Man: So you're being egoslutistic? Understandable, have a nice day.
When a female human is transformed into a mermaid, her lower half is replaced with a fin, leaving no place for a vagina. This process results in only an eggslot in which mermaideggs are birthed out of.
Johnny Bill: “Where did all my eggs go?”
Broke Boi: “Daniel probably took them, he’s such an egg slut.”
Johnny Bill: “Oh that’s understandable, based.”
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.