eggsimp

a man child who gets turned on when a cute and approachable girl smiles at him i.e. she tickles his pickle

Brice Hilton you're such an eggsimp! Stop making donations to her OnlyFans because she tickles your pickle.

by Zonkaids December 11, 2023

Eggslut

A woman who prides herself on letting you leave your semen inside of her stemming from the Scandinavian meaning of the word "lut" meaning to slip or leave in.

Karen is such an Eggslut. She's sleeping around really trying to get knocked up.

by Zonkaids December 11, 2023