eggpress 

When a squirrels testicles swell to the size of a baseball and he sits on them like and ottoman...his name automatically becomes such.

Holy shit, did you see eggpress on the fence post? Wow yea, his nuts are out of control...could it be elephantitis? Son of a bitch, did you see eggpress' sack? Its the size of a goddamn watermelon! What the shit? Does he have ball-irritation from them bouncing off of each fence post as he runs? And how? Don't mess with eggpress, he is mad today because his bag is inflamed!

eggpress by eggpress August 7, 2006

Egg Press 

When a man gets up quickly, not realizing that one of his testicles has slipped outside of his underwear. The testicle gets a slight squeeze when he moves, causing a flash of pain.

John jumps up from the couch, then groans and grabs at his groin. His friends look at him curiously, asking "What's wrong with you?" John says "Oh fuck, that was a nasty egg press", & limps from the room.

Egg Press by Lord Morris November 25, 2009

Eggressive

when you type a text, chat or email, that comes across all wrong. Upon reading it, the receiver gets super offended and now you have a hot mess to sort out...

WilyOne8467: What have you been doing all day?
SuprDude779: What are you implying?
WilyOne8467:Nothing! I mean, have you done anything today?
SuprDude779: Done anything??? WTF! Are you calling me a lazy good for nothing?!?!?!
WilyOne8467: Oh jeez, Dude! This is all eggressive, now!

Eggressive by StepMonster September 19, 2009

Eggressive

When the girl wont leave when you are done with her.

I had to get eggressive last night.. she just would not leave

Eggressive by azebb! August 8, 2025