4 definitions by eggpress
When a squirrels testicles swell to the size of a baseball and he sits on them like and ottoman...his name automatically becomes such.
Holy shit, did you see eggpress on the fence post? Wow yea, his nuts are out of control...could it be elephantitis? Son of a bitch, did you see eggpress' sack? Its the size of a goddamn watermelon! What the shit? Does he have ball-irritation from them bouncing off of each fence post as he runs? And how? Don't mess with eggpress, he is mad today because his bag is inflamed!
by eggpress August 7, 2006
arboreal rodent. completely insane. only emotions: neutral, terrified, enraged. males testicles sometimes swell to outrageous proportions. outliving and outnumbering the human race.
Jesus, did you see eggpress the squirrel on the fence today? His testicles are the size of baseballs! They just keep growing!
The squirrel left turdlinks and nutshells all over the place with no regard to sanitation.
I chose to run over the family so to avoid the squirrel crossing the road. I am glad the squirrel was able to cross safely.
The squirrel left turdlinks and nutshells all over the place with no regard to sanitation.
I chose to run over the family so to avoid the squirrel crossing the road. I am glad the squirrel was able to cross safely.
by eggpress August 8, 2006
an illusitory term used by blacks amongst themselves to half fool eachother and the general population into thinking that theyre so self confident that they can actually twist their infamous derrogatory tag of nigger into a socially hip phrase and essentially change the definition altogether. Such is not so. When considering the source, the word is simply a degenerated version of nigger used by blacks who couldnt pronounce the 'er' due to their hotdog sized lower lip or simply didnt care to because speaking proper english is far too hard when youve had 10 bottles of malt liquor and are incoherantly high from huffing gasoline by 2pm each day.
Sit nigga i dus foun a half bottl a waan in dat dumpsta.
Wow dude, use some deodorant; you smell like a nigga.
Wut it do like nigga? You in da clubjumpaz?
The fire department had to come get the nigga out of the tree.
The nigga got his arm stuck in the mailbox.
Animal control was called because a nigga was throwing his feces at passing vehicles because he didn't know any better.
Wow dude, use some deodorant; you smell like a nigga.
Wut it do like nigga? You in da clubjumpaz?
The fire department had to come get the nigga out of the tree.
The nigga got his arm stuck in the mailbox.
Animal control was called because a nigga was throwing his feces at passing vehicles because he didn't know any better.
by eggpress August 7, 2006
An obnoxiously loud, nasally, attention monger who speaks too frequently for their brain to produce intelligent information fast enough to make the utterances worthwhile; simply to remind themselves that they are intelligent enough to conversate in the first place. they are correct and knowledgeable on any topic, especially finance and politics, regardless of whether or not they are actually correct and knowledgeable. they also are in denial as to their own self worth and social status, which is usually low due to their overall cocky disposition, irritating voice, and amount of time spent obsessing over monetary gain and career goals which results in the neglect of a spirtual side and eventual social ostracization. this dilemma is made up for by taking an out of date, unrealistic, pretentious religion very seriously.
feinstein: Yes, I calculated a total of 12.43 for your total share of gas money and you only paid me 12.25.
That Matisyahu sucks so bad, it makes me want to beat up a feinstein.
Stop talking during the movie you feinstein motherfucker.
Ow feinstein! Your nose just poked me in the eye!
That Matisyahu sucks so bad, it makes me want to beat up a feinstein.
Stop talking during the movie you feinstein motherfucker.
Ow feinstein! Your nose just poked me in the eye!
by eggpress August 7, 2006