eggo waffle 

A brand that teaches kids through their commercials to be disrespectful towards their parents, despite the fact that the parents were the ones their wiping the kid's ass as a baby, cleaning-up their vomit, and taking care of them after a bad day at school. Most of all, they conveniently forget these parents are the one BUYING their capitalist merchandise.

Eggo waffle teaching disrespect, hatred, and emotional distance from their parents? Can somebody say "Hitler?"

eggo waffle by amethyst August 11, 2007

eggo waffle 

The bestest most awesomest microwavable/toaster-able pre-made waffle that was ever created. they come in a yellow box. kinda like spongebob, but without the talking and the living underwater part.

yet even though you can microwave them, they are way better toasted. microwaves just ruin the eggo waffle and make it gross and soggy.

Tom once ate an Eggo Waffle, and said "dios mio! man, these things are delicious!"

eggo waffle by .,.,.,. April 28, 2008

eggo waffle looking bitch

An eggo waffle looking bitch is a term used by white middle schoolers who are cussing out their beautiful young substitute teacher. The origin of the word is unknown but most likely pulled out of this young lad's ass.

That substitute teacher man, she's an eggo waffle looking bitch.

eggo waffle looking bitch by substituteteacher March 11, 2023

roffle my eggo waffle 

rub my dick *eggo bradn :)*

roffle my eggo waffle, biotch

roffle my eggo waffle by AlakazaM October 7, 2004

Eggo Waffles Drunk 

On the drunk scale of 1-10, it rates a 3. The stage where you're approaching a buzz. See tipsy.

Keli: How do you feel now?

Heather: I feel.. Eggo Waffles drunk.

Eggo Waffles Drunk by Annubrius October 12, 2008