eggnoited 

A person who has a turned up nose or a smashed in face. The tip of the nose has to either be turned upward or the person's chin and eyes stick out further than the nose.

The guy on Clerks II in Mooby's who pukes after Randal gives him shit on Lord of the Rings. He's eggnoited.

eggnoited by The Cannadys July 28, 2007

Eggcited 

When you are an egg and excited.

I am eggcited for this trip. Hopefully, I don't crack up too much.

Eggcited by GhostlyGhoster March 28, 2019

Eggcited 

Those who have eggs (ova) can be "Eggcited". However, if you don't have eggs, you can't be "eggcited". This term can be used by females at all times. Can be potentially used by males if they use the word "huevos" (which in Spanish means "eggs") to refer to their testes. Men who speak Spanish therefore can also be "eggcited".

Nathalia is very eggcited about her Spanish omelette!

Although Greg is very exciting, he unfortunately lacks "eggcitement".

Eggcited by NatD February 10, 2007

Eggnite 

One who eats egg like a virgin

Fortnite Players are virgins like eggnite

Eggnite by DatBoiEgg October 8, 2018

Eggcited 

when a women is ovulating and is enthusiastic about it

I'm eggcited John, let's make a baby!

Eggcited by iamlukky May 11, 2021

Eggnogged 

When a man ejaculates in a woman's face and then sprinkles nutmeg on her head.

Example: LordVader burst in Magpies face then eggnogged her to finish.

Eggnogged by Michael apt. 9 October 16, 2014

Eggxited

It means excited but usually used in puns or as a joke, related to food jokes

Sarah was so eggxited to do revision on Valentine's Day while eating hotcakes and scrambled eggs

Eggxited by Julian Von smell February 14, 2015