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A person who has a turned up nose or a smashed in face. The tip of the nose has to either be turned upward or the person's chin and eyes stick out further than the nose.

The guy on Clerks II in Mooby's who pukes after Randal gives him shit on Lord of the Rings. He's eggnoited.

eggnoited by The Cannadys July 28, 2007

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Eggcited

When you are an egg and excited.

I am eggcited for this trip. Hopefully, I don't crack up too much.

Eggcited by GhostlyGhoster March 28, 2019

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Eggcited

Those who have eggs (ova) can be "Eggcited". However, if you don't have eggs, you can't be "eggcited". This term can be used by females at all times. Can be potentially used by males if they use the word "huevos" (which in Spanish means "eggs") to refer to their testes. Men who speak Spanish therefore can also be "eggcited".

Nathalia is very eggcited about her Spanish omelette!

Although Greg is very exciting, he unfortunately lacks "eggcitement".

Eggcited by NatD February 10, 2007

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Eggnite

One who eats egg like a virgin

Fortnite Players are virgins like eggnite

Eggnite by DatBoiEgg October 8, 2018

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Eggcited

when a women is ovulating and is enthusiastic about it

I'm eggcited John, let's make a baby!

Eggcited by iamlukky May 11, 2021

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Eggnogged

When a man ejaculates in a woman's face and then sprinkles nutmeg on her head.

Example: LordVader burst in Magpies face then eggnogged her to finish.

Eggnogged by Michael apt. 9 October 16, 2014

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Eggxited

It means excited but usually used in puns or as a joke, related to food jokes

Sarah was so eggxited to do revision on Valentine's Day while eating hotcakes and scrambled eggs

Eggxited by Julian Von smell February 14, 2015

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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