A person who has a turned up nose or a smashed in face. The tip of the nose has to either be turned upward or the person's chin and eyes stick out further than the nose.

The guy on Clerks II in Mooby's who pukes after Randal gives him shit on Lord of the Rings. He's eggnoited.

eggnoited by The Cannadys July 28, 2007

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Eggcited

Those who have eggs (ova) can be "Eggcited". However, if you don't have eggs, you can't be "eggcited". This term can be used by females at all times. Can be potentially used by males if they use the word "huevos" (which in Spanish means "eggs") to refer to their testes. Men who speak Spanish therefore can also be "eggcited".

Nathalia is very eggcited about her Spanish omelette!

Although Greg is very exciting, he unfortunately lacks "eggcitement".

Eggcited by NatD February 10, 2007

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Eggcited

when a women is ovulating and is enthusiastic about it

I'm eggcited John, let's make a baby!

Eggcited by iamlukky May 11, 2021

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egnite

enjoying anal love with another man - popular chav saying

'i bet they will egnite later'

egnite by sandchickuk March 31, 2005

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Eggxited

It means excited but usually used in puns or as a joke, related to food jokes

Sarah was so eggxited to do revision on Valentine's Day while eating hotcakes and scrambled eggs

Eggxited by Julian Von smell February 14, 2015

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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