and its shearer on the ball for the magpies, he shoots and scores, what a superb strike into the sunderland net! And the toon army will celebrate this day for a long time to come!
A bunch of funking idiots that think they are the shit just cause they win one game in WA. The biggest idiot of them all is their president, Eddie McGuire.
A large portion of them a fucking 15 year wigger girls that thinkk they are the shit, but franky they are a bunch of little sluts.
The best AFL team in the country, the only people that support this team are nice, wealthy and healthy people that have nice houses. Most Australians don't like them, mostly because they are jealous of their rich heritage and how much skill the players have. They are the only team in history to win 4 premierships in a row and that is a feat that no other team could possibly beat apart from the team who set that record - the Collingwood Football Club!
Person 1: Why are the Collingwood Magpies so good?
Person 2: Maybe it's because they have they best players and supporters!
An irrational affinity for shiny objects. When a highly shiny object is seen by the sufferer it often may induce a compulsive need to claim it and several minutes of staring at said object in the sun. This will later end in the sufferer pocketing the object to add to his/her collection by a sunny windowsill at home. If a shiny object is ouside of a sufferer's grasp it will usually result in an strong, though usually short-lived obsession over it.
Me: Master Chief's armor wasn't nearly as shiny as you said in the Halo 3 trailer.
Ray: yea it is it is sooooooooooooooooo shiny Me: Magpie syndrome