Those who have eggs (ova) can be "Eggcited". However, if you don't have eggs, you can't be "eggcited". This term can be used by females at all times. Can be potentially used by males if they use the word "huevos" (which in Spanish means "eggs") to refer to their testes. Men who speak Spanish therefore can also be "eggcited".
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)