an egg with emo 'hair', created by it's two fathers Ian 'sparrow' Watkins (of lOSTPROPHETS, 'standing on the rooftops, everybody squeeze your egg out') and Jamie Foxx (that R&B dude, 'he had one too many drinks'). This eggchild results from a long night of Yeez Yeez!!! in a caravan in Norfolk. or Moscow, whichever floats your boat! THEY HAD BUTTSEX
Any egg with emo hair, usually created with a steady hand and permanent marker. emo eggchild.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.