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elisio
Born leader" is the key word for the Elisio. They are always in the lead and are most likely the ones to cry out "Let's Go"! Noble and Fearless, Elisios are respected for their courage, even from those working against them.
Elisio people are daring fighters, they are capable of standing up to the better end for what they think is right. Although they could be selfish from time to time in the little things, they are capable of great generosity. Elisio are unpredictable, always tense. and like to be in a hurry.
Elisio people are difficult to resist, for they are magnetic characters and their natural air of authority confers a certain prestige on them. They are tempestuous yet calm, warm-hearted yet fearsome, courageous in the face of danger yet yielding and soft in mysterious, unexpected places.
Elisio are very confident, perhaps too confident sometimes. Although they love adventures, and are addicted to excitement it is better not to challenge a Elisio's confidence. They likes being obeyed and not the other way around.
Because Elisio are urgent people and always in a hurry to get things done right, they usually choose to operate alone. Elisio like to work, they are hard-working and dynamic. If you assign a task to a Elisio, the job will be undertaken and accomplished with enthusiasm and efficiency. Elisio make money, but they are not directly interested in money. Still, the Elisio needs not worry about money: just when he fears the money is gone, more seems to show up.
Elisio people are daring fighters, they are capable of standing up to the better end for what they think is right. Although they could be selfish from time to time in the little things, they are capable of great generosity. Elisio are unpredictable, always tense. and like to be in a hurry.
Elisio people are difficult to resist, for they are magnetic characters and their natural air of authority confers a certain prestige on them. They are tempestuous yet calm, warm-hearted yet fearsome, courageous in the face of danger yet yielding and soft in mysterious, unexpected places.
Elisio are very confident, perhaps too confident sometimes. Although they love adventures, and are addicted to excitement it is better not to challenge a Elisio's confidence. They likes being obeyed and not the other way around.
Because Elisio are urgent people and always in a hurry to get things done right, they usually choose to operate alone. Elisio like to work, they are hard-working and dynamic. If you assign a task to a Elisio, the job will be undertaken and accomplished with enthusiasm and efficiency. Elisio make money, but they are not directly interested in money. Still, the Elisio needs not worry about money: just when he fears the money is gone, more seems to show up.
elisio
elisio by doctor bedrock February 5, 2010
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Episiotomy
A medical procedure in where a pregnant girl is cut from her poontang to her asshole to accomodate the child.
Girl- "I have news! I am preggers!"
Gay guy "Ewwww, are you are going to have your cooch streched?"
Girl- "I have a tigh poon so they are going to do a Episiotomy"
Gay guy "Whats that my dear?
Girl- "They are going to cut me from my cooch to my asshole!"
Gay guy "Dear Jesus. What happens when you shit? Do you get shit in your cooch??"
Girl- "I will have to get back to you on that"
Gay guy "Can they make my asshole bigger?"
Girl- "I will have to get back to you on that also."
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Girl 2 "Is this episiotomy going to help me shit better or let me accomodate donkeys?"
Doctor "I can arrange it so that you can do both at the same time. I will check to see if your insurance covers it."
Gay guy "Ewwww, are you are going to have your cooch streched?"
Girl- "I have a tigh poon so they are going to do a Episiotomy"
Gay guy "Whats that my dear?
Girl- "They are going to cut me from my cooch to my asshole!"
Gay guy "Dear Jesus. What happens when you shit? Do you get shit in your cooch??"
Girl- "I will have to get back to you on that"
Gay guy "Can they make my asshole bigger?"
Girl- "I will have to get back to you on that also."
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Girl 2 "Is this episiotomy going to help me shit better or let me accomodate donkeys?"
Doctor "I can arrange it so that you can do both at the same time. I will check to see if your insurance covers it."
Episiotomy by RobYo June 19, 2008
episiotomy
A surgical procedue in which a slit is made connecting the rectum and the vagina so as to aid in childbirth. Results in a (hopefully temporary) cloaca-like opening.
episiotomy by atemperman February 6, 2004
Episiotomy
A medical procedure in where a pregnant girl is cut from her poontang to her asshole to accomodate the child.
Girl- "I have news! I am preggers!"
Gay guy "Ewwww, are you are going to have your cooch streched?"
Girl- "I have a tigh poon so they are going to do a Episiotomy"
Gay guy "Whats that my dear?
Girl- "They are going to cut me from my cooch to my asshole!"
Gay guy "Dear Jesus. What happens when you shit? Do you get shit in your cooch??"
Girl- "I will have to get back to you on that"
Gay guy "Can they make my asshole bigger?"
Girl- "I will have to get back to you on that also."
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Girl 2 "Is this episiotomy going to help me shit better or let me accomodate donkeys?"
Doctor "I can arrange it so that you can do both at the same time. I will check to see if your insurance covers it."
Gay guy "Ewwww, are you are going to have your cooch streched?"
Girl- "I have a tigh poon so they are going to do a Episiotomy"
Gay guy "Whats that my dear?
Girl- "They are going to cut me from my cooch to my asshole!"
Gay guy "Dear Jesus. What happens when you shit? Do you get shit in your cooch??"
Girl- "I will have to get back to you on that"
Gay guy "Can they make my asshole bigger?"
Girl- "I will have to get back to you on that also."
------------
Girl 2 "Is this episiotomy going to help me shit better or let me accomodate donkeys?"
Doctor "I can arrange it so that you can do both at the same time. I will check to see if your insurance covers it."
Episiotomy by RobYo April 30, 2008
penile pentrometric episiotomy
When a big fat dick splits a pussy so bad that it rips the taint resulting in the poor bitch having to go to the emergency room for sutures.
Hello, 911, please send an ambulance immediately. I accidentally just performed a tri- input penile pentrometric episiotomy on this fucking bitch and she is bleeding like a stuck pig from the cunt and ass. She is in and out of consciousness and is going into shock. Her breath sounds are diminished and her heart rate is rapid and her pulse is weak. Her pupils are dilated and not reacting to light . She keeps screaming for more cock and an aspirin. Don't send the cops because I am doing bong hits and my medical marijuana card is expired.
penile pentrometric episiotomy by Goldbagger January 18, 2010
Auto Episiotomy
When you fart in such a way that your anus vibrates and is very painful that it feels like you just cut yourself a slightly bigger anus.
after burrito night I was surprised that I didn't have blood in my underwear after that auto episiotomy.
Auto Episiotomy by nemo72586 August 3, 2009
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