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Eristocracy
Eristocracy by EPM3 February 25, 2019
erisian
The more uncommon term for "discordian;" Discordianism is a somewhat satirical "religion" following the attitude of the Greek Goddess Eris (Roman counterpart: Discordia), thus "Eris-ian."
Discordianism is generally thought of as absurdist, though it has close relations to Zen and Taoism. Whether or not it is a parody religion is left to your own interpretation... So probably. For more, see the story of Eris and the golden apple.
Discordianism is generally thought of as absurdist, though it has close relations to Zen and Taoism. Whether or not it is a parody religion is left to your own interpretation... So probably. For more, see the story of Eris and the golden apple.
An Erisian is not allowed to be serious; those caught doing such shall most likely be beaten nearly to death with inflatable pool toys.
erisian by Erisephonyx June 6, 2016
sock erosion
i no longer have to shave my feet! my socks took all the hair off! this sock erosion thing is great!
-anonymous runner
A: who you callin' a hobbit?
B: well you do look like one.
A: shall i show you my feet?
B: please don't.
A: *takes off shoes* WHAT NOW? NO HAIR. BAM.
B: merely sock erosion, this proves nothing.
to a therapist: i'm feeling callous; i've been wanting to let my hair grow out for some time now but have discovered that my socks are thusly im-pede(ing) on this wish.
therapist: though this is rather humerous, kneed not be worried, patient. your tendoncy to wear socks can be easily refitted. you have a minor sock erosion.
-anonymous runner
A: who you callin' a hobbit?
B: well you do look like one.
A: shall i show you my feet?
B: please don't.
A: *takes off shoes* WHAT NOW? NO HAIR. BAM.
B: merely sock erosion, this proves nothing.
to a therapist: i'm feeling callous; i've been wanting to let my hair grow out for some time now but have discovered that my socks are thusly im-pede(ing) on this wish.
therapist: though this is rather humerous, kneed not be worried, patient. your tendoncy to wear socks can be easily refitted. you have a minor sock erosion.
sock erosion by toine toine December 12, 2012
elisio
Born leader" is the key word for the Elisio. They are always in the lead and are most likely the ones to cry out "Let's Go"! Noble and Fearless, Elisios are respected for their courage, even from those working against them.
Elisio people are daring fighters, they are capable of standing up to the better end for what they think is right. Although they could be selfish from time to time in the little things, they are capable of great generosity. Elisio are unpredictable, always tense. and like to be in a hurry.
Elisio people are difficult to resist, for they are magnetic characters and their natural air of authority confers a certain prestige on them. They are tempestuous yet calm, warm-hearted yet fearsome, courageous in the face of danger yet yielding and soft in mysterious, unexpected places.
Elisio are very confident, perhaps too confident sometimes. Although they love adventures, and are addicted to excitement it is better not to challenge a Elisio's confidence. They likes being obeyed and not the other way around.
Because Elisio are urgent people and always in a hurry to get things done right, they usually choose to operate alone. Elisio like to work, they are hard-working and dynamic. If you assign a task to a Elisio, the job will be undertaken and accomplished with enthusiasm and efficiency. Elisio make money, but they are not directly interested in money. Still, the Elisio needs not worry about money: just when he fears the money is gone, more seems to show up.
Elisio people are daring fighters, they are capable of standing up to the better end for what they think is right. Although they could be selfish from time to time in the little things, they are capable of great generosity. Elisio are unpredictable, always tense. and like to be in a hurry.
Elisio people are difficult to resist, for they are magnetic characters and their natural air of authority confers a certain prestige on them. They are tempestuous yet calm, warm-hearted yet fearsome, courageous in the face of danger yet yielding and soft in mysterious, unexpected places.
Elisio are very confident, perhaps too confident sometimes. Although they love adventures, and are addicted to excitement it is better not to challenge a Elisio's confidence. They likes being obeyed and not the other way around.
Because Elisio are urgent people and always in a hurry to get things done right, they usually choose to operate alone. Elisio like to work, they are hard-working and dynamic. If you assign a task to a Elisio, the job will be undertaken and accomplished with enthusiasm and efficiency. Elisio make money, but they are not directly interested in money. Still, the Elisio needs not worry about money: just when he fears the money is gone, more seems to show up.
elisio
elisio by doctor bedrock February 5, 2010
chin erosion
The result of one having the ball bag ( scrotum ) hit them on the chin and there under thus resulting in the erosion of skin on and or around the chin.
Lets go to Hooter's today and grab lunch!
Nah I dont feel like going today man.
Why not?
I cant look at chin erosion while I eat it grosses me out!
Nah I dont feel like going today man.
Why not?
I cant look at chin erosion while I eat it grosses me out!
chin erosion by Shibbda March 4, 2008
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Yap Trap
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026