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glendale galleria

Noun. The Glendale Galleria is a mall in the city of Glendale, CA that is owned by General Growth Properties. It is a big mall, but lacks the prestige of other malls like South Coast Plaza, or the Beverly Center. The Glendale Galleria is dated, depressing and needs renovations. Only locals that are blindly proud of their city (or don't know any better) like this mall. They have a small Nordstrom's, a shitty Macy's, and an Oakley store that is noteworthy.

Ara, bro, lets go to the Glendale Galleria and get some tracksuits.
Armen, lets go to the Glendale Galleria and get some cologne. My Drakkar is getting low. I wish they would sell it in bulk at Costco.
Girl: "Wow, I got stuck in an elevator at the Glendale Galleria and nearly barfed because of the smell of B.O."

by RobYo June 19, 2008

Armo Stare

The constant staring of a typical male Armenian in Glendale, Ca. For some reason they stare at you like you are an alien or something. I am guessing that their parents never taught them that it was rude.

Frank- I went to the carwash yesterday.

Julie- Did they give you the Armo Stare?

Frank- Yes. They stared at me like I was naked.
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~Pedro- I went to the Starbucks in Glendale.

~Juan- Those Armos like the Armo Stare!

~Pedro- They think we are blind and don't notice them staring!

by RobYo December 16, 2009

O.C.

This is an abbreviation for Orange County. I personally have never heard of the abbreviation since they came up with that stupid TV show the O.C. I guess people think they are cool when they say O.C. instead of saying Orange County. Notable destinations are Disneyland, and Knotts Berry Farm.

Dude, lets go to the O.C. and go to Disneyland!

by RobYo April 29, 2008

T-Dot

Pronounced T-DOT (tee-dot). This is a shortening of the abbreviation of T.O. which is already short for Toronto. The locals decided that T.O. was too much to remember (or too hard to pronounce) so it became T. because saying just the letter T doesn't work. The locals that came up with this BS have have a low I.Q. because they reduced their big city to a letter and a period while showing how stupid they are at all the same time.

"We beeez 'illin in da T-Dot!"
-"I juz can't remember the entire name of Toronto so I sez T-Dot!"
-"What kind of retard came up with T-Dot?"
-"We peeps in the T-Dot can abbreviate our city because we thinks we are just as good as NYC and LA"
-"Bro, don't EVER say T-Dot because you sound ignorant and stupid. Next time you say that in front of me, I will slap you!"
-"Yo! I wanted at first to call the T-Dot just T but I just found out that peeps it get mixed up with AT&T. WTF is AT&T?"

by RobYo April 30, 2008

Tortilla Chip

1. A common food associated with Mexican cuisine served with salsa.

2. A style of shaved pubic hair. It is the shape of a triangle (similar in size of a Tortilla Chip).

~I went to the salon today and changed it up from the landing strip to tortilla chip!

~I wish my girl wouldn't shave her poon bald and at least leave a tortilla chip!

by RobYo March 28, 2009

Nantucket

A fictional city where a guy lives and this gifted man can perform autofellatio on himself. And apparently likes it!

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had a dick sooo long he could suck it!
He said with a grin,
Wiping sperm from his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I would Fuck it!"

by RobYo June 19, 2008

armenian pride

This BS "gang" that armenians in Glendale, Ca like to refrence so they can act hard. I find it amusing that they dress like Mexican gangmembers and say "AP!" like its a threat or something.

Ara bro, don't worry, we will have AP come kick his ass.

Armen if your cousin that knows that guy from Armenian Pride doesn't come here, we will have to run! VTEC Bro.

Bro, you need to have AP go steal me some tracksuits. The economy is bad and my welfare check can't pay for it anymore.

by RobYo November 9, 2009