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An expressive form of "FFS." This word sounds like "F This."
See "FFS."
"Effess... I can't do this shit..."

"This whole project sucks, effess!"
effess by Rommel December 14, 2003
Urban Dictionary Merch
very large f or ff cup breasts
"Dang that girl got them effeses"
effeses by the don in p'cola January 31, 2006
Related Words
The state/being of having a giant penis
Matt: “yo did you see Jeff at the party?”
Dave: “yeah he’s an efferso”
efferso by Jqlit14 April 8, 2020
The word "effers" was derived from some retarded kid by the name of Alor.
The word is usually used to express annoyance, disgust, surprise, anger, irritation, contempt, or disappointment...usually in a light-hearted manner.
(Lately, this word has been favorably used using squinted eyes, a scrunched nose, and a whispery, whiny voice, all while hunching the back slightly and is usually followed by the recipient with the traditional slow shake of the head, a stupid smirk and the low mutter of the word "geek.")
Effers Example 1:
Alor: "Hey Eyuel, Samora forgot Madden at home."
Eyuel: "Effferssss!"

Effers Example 2:
Melaku: "Hey you guys, my mom said we have to leave cuz its getting dark and she wont be able to find me so I have to take the ball now."
Aklil: "But it's only 5:30! You won't disappear until 9!"
Eyuel: "Effferssss!"

Effers Example 3:
Alor: "Hey Joseph, can I borrow a dollar?"
Joseph: "Alright."
Eyuel: "Effferssss!"
Alor and Joseph: "..the heck?"
Eyuel feels stupid.
effers by Nati T July 20, 2006

Effersmitter 

A person who never responds to any text messages, never returns phone calls and ignores all attempts of contact via Facebook. A person who introduces you to the worst people you shall ever meet.
She never texted me back...
What an effersmitter!

This guy just played me big time!
I bet an effersmitter introduced you to him huh?
Effersmitter by Idislikeyou821 December 14, 2010

eff eff ess 

Another word for FFS, similar to Oh em gee.
eff eff ess i just got pooneded by a manyang.
eff eff ess by Mike Egidi May 23, 2006
Pronouncing ur greateringinging on the whole LAN;D benouced on the truths of existence.
Lil lady effessing on dem HATER:$$$ GWOOD Moaning.
Effessing by Whitehotgwap July 20, 2023
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