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educational system 

A system that claims to "educate" its victims, while in actuality hinders critical thought, creativity, or joy in the victim's everyday life by issuing homework to extend the torture. Also, to dumb down the generation within the walls of the institution to continue the vicious cycle of ignorance among the masses.
Teacher: Ok, now we shall learn how to do a 5 paragraph essay...

Student: But, isn't writing meant to represent free-flowing expression from people, and should not be subject to a trivial organization that only hinders this process? Oh wait, this is the what the educational system demands, is it?

Teacher: go to the office, now.
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California Educational System 

A branch of government owned facilities geared towards education and achievement of knowledge through cruddy textbooks, overpopulated classrooms and tenure/senority power hungry teachers/professors etc...
"Oh my god, that freshman is reading Johnny Tremain! I read that in the 5th grade! Damn you California Educational System!!!

education system 

1. A system that is completely useless that tries to "educate" children. But they really just waist their time.
2. "Teaches" kids the "basic" stuff to "survive in the modern world.
3. Shit
Man 1. Hey bro this is sooooo the education system.
Man 2. Yea man this is smells like the education system.

american education system/schools 

This is the system of education where students do not actually learn how to do anything useful. This is also where you are served food worse than prisons. Each room also has it's own climate. One room might be snowing and have penguins and other might be having a heat wave. And oh man that dress code is great. Teaching young girls that their shoulders must be covered at all times because it's to "distracting" to the guys and they won't be able to focus on work.
The american education system/schools suck.

The Education System 

An absolute failure of a system that fucks up millions of people's lives that's not only completely outdated and in need of a radical change, but also strips students of their individuality and expects them all to end up in some factory that doesn't even exist anymore.
The education system is basically prison, but we're forced to go through it.
The Education System by failüre November 2, 2018

British Education System 

Baxton: I say, the British Education System is a right ol' joke, wouldn't you say?

Reginald: Ah yes, quite! *Cockney chuckle*

Education System 

A useless system that is run very poorly, also a very unorganised and pointless system that ruins children’s lives and hasn’t been improvised since the industrial era in 1901.
“Why is school so boring and leaves students lost in their lives?”

Oh that’s just the education system
Education System by Blackout000 December 15, 2022
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