edu-ed
when one is very high, stoned, drunk, or any other sympton of a drug that inclued amazingness, especially as a symptom of edu
edu-ed by thecrimsonking July 8, 2010
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edu-douche
Douche bags with a PhD or Masters that work in higher education. These folks are typically found in a college town, as they very rarely venture out into the real world. Typically a product of white privilege these folks prefer their own kind. They usually keep a minority friend around to help claim social consciousness despite having never lived anywhere with real diversity. They can often be heard talking to each other about how great, better, and less racist they are compared to everyone else. Warning: never attempt to disagree with them, just accept that their time in a classroom makes them better than you.
Oh my god let's get out of here. I'm going to stab myself if I have to listen those edu-douche over there any longer. They have been talking about racism for over 15 minutes, and I haven't heard their black friend say a word.
edu-douche by Big Angry Dwarf January 28, 2018
.corn/edu
When something is soooo amazing that words can't describe it and you need the most amazing url to explain it.
.corn/edu by Senator Milk Sock September 27, 2020
edu
He is the most perfect human in earth. You are lucky if you have an Edu in your life because he will try to make you the happiest person, he will always take care of you and he will make sure that you always know how much he apreciates and loves you. He is someone that always gets noticed because of how handsome he is, although he doesn’t think that’s true. He can be an overthinker sometimes, so you have to take care that he knows how much you love him. He has big aspirations in life and also wants to be with someone who shares his big aspirations.
Me: Should I date this guy?
Friend: For sure, he is an Edu, he is going to be the best boyfriend in this world!!
Friend: For sure, he is an Edu, he is going to be the best boyfriend in this world!!
edu by 22/02/2019 November 22, 2021
scratch.mit.edu
Scratch is a coding website for kids where people can make animations and games! A lot of the people are very nice, but beware, it is very easy to be banned. Saying some of these words can lead in a block or ban or a mute:
Discussions of self harm
Crap
Fnaf
Wth
Hell
And any variation that could be used as a swear. Eg What the Cheese
A lot of people here on scratch fit into these stereotypes: Art Thieves, Copycats, Wannabes, Warrior Cat fans and HTTYD roleplayers. I cannot stress how easy it is to be banned, if you get hacked and make a new account your new account will be banned but the hacker will not. I'm not trying to be rude because there are many good things about this website, but it's good to be warned. Most "inactive" people have been banned for no reason, so keep that in mind.
Discussions of self harm
Crap
Fnaf
Wth
Hell
And any variation that could be used as a swear. Eg What the Cheese
A lot of people here on scratch fit into these stereotypes: Art Thieves, Copycats, Wannabes, Warrior Cat fans and HTTYD roleplayers. I cannot stress how easy it is to be banned, if you get hacked and make a new account your new account will be banned but the hacker will not. I'm not trying to be rude because there are many good things about this website, but it's good to be warned. Most "inactive" people have been banned for no reason, so keep that in mind.
Teacher: Alright kids lets go on scratch.mit.edu!
Kid A: Wait.. but they banned me for saying what the macaroni!
Kid B: *remixes popular scratcher's project only changing one sprite*
Kid C: *draws an amazing masterpiece on bitmap, posts it and gets attacked by scratchers for stealing art when they drew it because bitmap art can never be good*
Kid D: *actually uses it for it's intended purpose*
Kid E: *spams all of her classmates with CRAP CRAP CRAP to try and get banned so she doesn't have to use it*
Kid F: ABC IF YOU WANNA BE MY TOOTHLESS IM LIGHT FURY
Kid G: *steals art from DA and gets praise for their skills by other scratchers*
Kid H: *makes 100 harry potter fan studios*
Kid I: *makes a cringy remixed animation meme of Scourge or Hollyleaf*
Kid J: *throws computer and runs from the cringefest
This was not meant to be offensive! These are very common stereotypes and I added them here to kind of give an example
Kid A: Wait.. but they banned me for saying what the macaroni!
Kid B: *remixes popular scratcher's project only changing one sprite*
Kid C: *draws an amazing masterpiece on bitmap, posts it and gets attacked by scratchers for stealing art when they drew it because bitmap art can never be good*
Kid D: *actually uses it for it's intended purpose*
Kid E: *spams all of her classmates with CRAP CRAP CRAP to try and get banned so she doesn't have to use it*
Kid F: ABC IF YOU WANNA BE MY TOOTHLESS IM LIGHT FURY
Kid G: *steals art from DA and gets praise for their skills by other scratchers*
Kid H: *makes 100 harry potter fan studios*
Kid I: *makes a cringy remixed animation meme of Scourge or Hollyleaf*
Kid J: *throws computer and runs from the cringefest
This was not meant to be offensive! These are very common stereotypes and I added them here to kind of give an example
scratch.mit.edu by Dogs4life3 April 9, 2020
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