The sickest nickname for weed ever... You can use it in casual converstaion at school, in front of your parents... WHATEVER! ... invented by the amazing stoners from the International Secondary School Eindhoven, btw.
example one:
Stoner 1: (in front of teacher) Dude lets go edu after class.
Stoner 2: Yea, chill man, i need myself a good hit.
Teacher: (thinks) What the fuck are they talking about???
example two:
Stoner 1: Dude this is some good fucking edu man..
Stoner 2: Yea man, its fresh from the shop.. nice and sticky.
Stoner 3: I AM FUCKING EDU-ED!!!!
by thecrimsonking July 7, 2010
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Edues' are creepy weirdos that are the type of people to kill their parents for more game time on an Xbox or PlayStation. Edues' are fat and not charming at all, they make sex jokes a lot but they don't do them well cause they are virgins for life. They always have fight with syblings and start destroying stuff cause they are fat and too lazy to just chase them and too fat to have a decent accuracy.
Girl 1: All this fat boy does is talk shit, he's probably a no-lifer.
Girl 2: Of course he's a no-lifer! He's an Edue.
by Rejoicing January 7, 2017
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Slang for 'hiya, how are you?', used especially in surprise.
person A: 'I haven't seen Soph in ages....'
Soph walks through the door
person A: 'Edu!!'
by Missy99 January 18, 2006
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Preferably a nice funny guy, a big person. He pops a big fat manu. Edu is a name for a very fat person. Edu can be used to blame someone
Bro This Guy Looks Like Edu.
EDUUU WHy did you do that big fat manu
by goatedisnotcringe-_- December 7, 2021
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A stumbling idiot who can barely speak his own language
A:Ohey Dud how r u?
B:Please don't be an edu,speak like a normal person
by pr_Ares March 20, 2019
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The biggest dealer out there and the only one that knows the proper way of life can be used as a past paper dealer and a reliable source of the good stuff
I met the EDU in the allay and I recieved the good stuff
by Alia 696969xxxxx December 17, 2018
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