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Edwardian Section 

To chew through the vampirically hardened placenta of the human-vampire baby in order to remove it from the dying mother, as described in the fourth book of the all-pervasive Twilight novels.

Like a C-section, only with more vampires.
Edwardian Sections (or E-sections) are not approved of by the medical community. Only by sappy fangirls.

edgarina 

female version of an edgar

typically a latina or wannabe laintina with long straight hair who dresses ratchety
- 6 in acrylic nails
- crop tops
- super skinny jeans
- hot cheeto fingers
- always jears jordans or air force ones
(not to be confused with hot cheeto girls
This girl walked into class looking like a female version of an edgar.
Half of the girls in my school are considered edgarinas and date only edgarsb
edgarina by eatsleepandslay August 22, 2022

Edwardian cladding

While giving your partner a facial or indeed general spunking on while sat astride them, point out that "this job could benefit from some Edwardian cladding", whereupon you shit on them and grind it all over by sliding back and forth over there body, giving them a good coverage of jizz and faeces.
Thanks for the hand job pet, no need to wipe it off as I'll finish off with some Edwardian cladding.

Edwardian 

Something beyond perfection. Coined by Twilighters to denote something inhumanly beautiful, based on the popular character in Stephenie Meyer's book Twilight.
Joe is totally Edwardian. Did you see his abs?
Edwardian by bex231 October 29, 2008

eagarian 

The language spoken by the Eaganites
see also Eaganites, eager
The Eaganite race speaks eagarian
eagarian by Chuck Eager May 16, 2006

Edwardian 

The time after the victorian era. Some say 1900 to 1909, but i think of it as 1900 to 1918, after 1918, things started going to shit.
"Remeber back in edwardian times when prostitution was legal and we could still court a woman for marrige?" "Yeah we really lived"