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Edwardian Section 

To chew through the vampirically hardened placenta of the human-vampire baby in order to remove it from the dying mother, as described in the fourth book of the all-pervasive Twilight novels.

Like a C-section, only with more vampires.
Edwardian Sections (or E-sections) are not approved of by the medical community. Only by sappy fangirls.

edgarina 

female version of an edgar

typically a latina or wannabe laintina with long straight hair who dresses ratchety
- 6 in acrylic nails
- crop tops
- super skinny jeans
- hot cheeto fingers
- always jears jordans or air force ones
(not to be confused with hot cheeto girls
This girl walked into class looking like a female version of an edgar.
Half of the girls in my school are considered edgarinas and date only edgarsb
edgarina by eatsleepandslay August 22, 2022

Edwardian cladding

While giving your partner a facial or indeed general spunking on while sat astride them, point out that "this job could benefit from some Edwardian cladding", whereupon you shit on them and grind it all over by sliding back and forth over there body, giving them a good coverage of jizz and faeces.
Thanks for the hand job pet, no need to wipe it off as I'll finish off with some Edwardian cladding.

Edwardian 

Something beyond perfection. Coined by Twilighters to denote something inhumanly beautiful, based on the popular character in Stephenie Meyer's book Twilight.
Joe is totally Edwardian. Did you see his abs?
Edwardian by bex231 October 29, 2008

eagarian 

The language spoken by the Eaganites
see also Eaganites, eager
The Eaganite race speaks eagarian
eagarian by Chuck Eager May 16, 2006

Edwardian 

The time after the victorian era. Some say 1900 to 1909, but i think of it as 1900 to 1918, after 1918, things started going to shit.
"Remeber back in edwardian times when prostitution was legal and we could still court a woman for marrige?" "Yeah we really lived"
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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