edeen 

Edeen is a strong self starting family, set in tradition and strong in its values. They are rare so if u find an edeen grab them up and keep them

Is that an elusive edeen? No way!

edeen by Stngman92 December 13, 2019

Edgenuity 

Little known fact, Edgenuity is actually a salvaged concentration camp torture method that was dubbed too intense for use in WWII. The germans locked the contents up in an ancient server room with a label saying "DANGEROUS". When architects found the server room, however, because they were english they mistook dangerous in German (GEFÄHRLICH) for a roughly translated merge of the words "GOOD FOR LE CHILDREN". So, they repolished the ancient program as an education program and sold it to Edgenuity for thousands. The "long and boring" you refer to is simply a part of the torture methods of this program.

"D-Did they send you to edgenuity?" said Johnny
I just nodded at Johnny, showing him the bruises on my body.

Edgenuity by just a tortured student February 6, 2019

Edgenuity 

A online learning app that if you do an assessment and your phone dies, it gives you the grade without you finishing it.

"Edgenuity sucks." "I got a 20% when I did 2 questions then my phone died."

Edgenuity by PupsterDoggerino April 13, 2020

edgenuity 

The horrible online learning site that takes 50 fucking years because the teachers explain everything in excruciating detail and never fucking shut up.

"Do these Edgenuity lessons for homework."

"FUCKING GOD DAMN IT."

edgenuity by PLAYERLXIV May 8, 2018

edgenuity 

hell disguised as a website for school.

you've never seen suffering until you've seen edgenuity

edgenuity by kiwidontstealmytoiletpaper June 30, 2020

Edgenuity 

A summer school online program founded by a bullshit loser and used in many places where they actually want you to fail, like in kearny high school

"Can you believe it? I stayed up the entire night to finish my Edgenuity work and they made me fail the course!"

Edgenuity by Cosmo(CV) July 31, 2018

edenophobia 

The (some would say unreasonable) Fear of singer/songwriter Ed Sheeran.

Person 1: “do you like Ed Sheeran?”
Person 2: “no I have edenophobia”

edenophobia by Misha collins left tonsil November 3, 2021