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1-The condition of being exhausted and tired, all at once.

2-More than tired, more than exhausted.

3-Condition of extreme fatigue when you temporarily become
derranged, forget how to talk (not remember certain
words or how to pronounce them), get confused easily,
hallucinate, talk to trees or mailboxes, babbble
randomly, find normal things hillarious for no reason,
or even smellucinate.

3-(Exhausted + Tired)
"Back-to-back double shifts, 80 hours in two days, no
sleep, no rest, not enough coffee, man, I am so exired!"
exired by goodcop8 August 13, 2007
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Excited (varient).

Often employed the working class, youths, and the ill-educated - usually written in capital letters followed by multiple punctuation marks.
I'M SO EXCIREH!!!!!!!!!!!
excireh by MacBitch February 19, 2013
cummed and nutted aggresively
i excired at the hot girl on omegle
excired by poopeeboy September 25, 2020
cum and nutted agressively
i excired at the hot girl on omegle
excired by poopeeboy September 25, 2020

Exire Client 

the perfect client for #00000 people
Exire Client is destroying the fuck out of 99% of hypixel clients
Exire Client by sexy hacker October 25, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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