Ebays

(Could be written as Ebaes as well)

An eboy and egirl couple.

God: I saw the ebaes/ebays in the hallway
Jesus: ikr they exchanged sweatshirts and scrunchies I'm so jealous
God: ikr I wish I was in a ebae/ ebay relationship

by Trebla nietsnie August 25, 2019

The ebays

the internet, the world wide web, cyberspace, a local area network, wireless network, anything requiring a hub, switch, router, or internet hookup.

1) "Awe man, the ebays are broke again, I can't connect to the internet."

2a)Tom: What's the password to your wireless ebays?

2b)Harry: "nickhogan" all lower case.

by smjbjh February 19, 2010

ebay.gov

A website where you can buy illegal drugs that will make you Spiderman.

I bought an illegal drug off of eBay.gov, and now I'm Spiderman.

by Mcnuggetsast October 13, 2019

eBayed

The act of being royally fucked, either through excessive charges or unfair practices. Derived from the process of listing an item on the auction site, eBay, wherein you are required to pay a listing fee, a percentage of the final valuation, and then charged for using the eBay owned site, Paypal as a mandatory payment facility; resulting in you wishing you hadn't bothered listing the fucking item in the first place.

"I've just recieved my paycheck and I'm £200 short. I've been fucking eBayed!"

"Electronic Arts have eBayed us; they've only sold us 80% of the game, the rest is downloadable content we have to pay for..."

by Madnas August 20, 2012

ebay

a place where you can buy a 30 dollar toaster for a dollar and pay 29$ shipping

but atleast you didnt pay sales tax.....

by steff_G March 12, 2005

eBay sniper

The damn people that steal eBay auctions at the last second when I'm winning.

Locutus is a eBay sniper.

by Webadillo March 11, 2006

eBay

the yardsale of the Internet

I was trolling around eBaytoday, and I found two old AMDlaptops, a bootleg Blue Oyster Cult CD, some ron jeremy DVDs, and some livestock, all for under $60 total.

I bet I get fucked on shipping.

by Ricky Roma November 20, 2003