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Eat Ham, also known as Ethan, is a quiet weirdo but once you get to know him he's even weirder. He's into BDSM but doesn't like to admit it. Ethan is well known for being a gum dealer and a nice person. His hobbies are looking out for yellow cars, eating, and putting toothpaste on eggplants. Eat Ham writes songs in his free time about his beloved friends, his most famous song, Midget Shit, is named after his amazing best friend. Overall a great friend who will always be there for you because he has nothing better to do :)
Person 1: Have you seen the new Dispicable Me movie?
Person 2: You mean the one starring Eat Ham?
Eat Ham by Anonymous 🐐 September 10, 2020
Words you can keep
A Loveable Guy.Everyone could do with one. With Quirky humour.
Eat ham:will do.
Friend:haha will😂
Eat ham by Awe LTD October 7, 2020
Two words to describe a living legend
Friend: wow
Eat ham:what can I say I’m a legend
Eat ham by Awe LTD October 9, 2020

Eat that ham 

Tell her she can eat that ham; BITCH eat that ham for the fam!
Eat that ham by Luv Rojo August 26, 2013

Eat hamburgers and Sprite day February 18th

Kpop Star And "Memeber" of bts, Jung hoseok's ( or J-hope's ) Favorite Food is Hamburgers/spaghetti and SpRiTe!
Why not eat that on his birthday; February 18th?
Jungkook: Guess what day it is? Eat hamburgers and Sprite day february 18th btw

Jhope: happy birthday to me I'm 103 I still go to preschool and I miss my mommy my mom is at work she fired a jerk she hired a monkey to do my homework the monkey is dead we chopped off his head the rest of his body is stuffed up my bed!

eat my hams

cunnilingus is eat my hams , duh
eat my hams by tmh12345678 May 26, 2019

did you eat my hamburger chhees bruger waprer 

när man frågar någon om don gilar youngspanishcumshot
soop dug did you eat my hamburger chhees bruger waprer
naw jit trippin dog my faw raping kid
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