Eat Ham

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Eat Ham, also known as Ethan, is a quiet weirdo but once you get to know him he's even weirder. He's into BDSM but doesn't like to admit it. Ethan is well known for being a gum dealer and a nice person. His hobbies are looking out for yellow cars, eating, and putting toothpaste on eggplants. Eat Ham writes songs in his free time about his beloved friends, his most famous song, Midget Shit, is named after his amazing best friend. Overall a great friend who will always be there for you because he has nothing better to do :)

Person 1: Have you seen the new Dispicable Me movie?
Person 2: You mean the one starring Eat Ham?

Eat Ham by Anonymous 🐐 September 10, 2020

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Eat ham

A Loveable Guy.Everyone could do with one. With Quirky humour.

Eat ham:will do.
Friend:haha will😂

Eat ham by Awe LTD October 7, 2020

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Eat ham

Two words to describe a living legend

Friend: wow
Eat ham:what can I say I’m a legend

Eat ham by Awe LTD October 9, 2020

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Eat that ham

Suck my dick

Tell her she can eat that ham; BITCH eat that ham for the fam!

Eat that ham by Luv Rojo August 26, 2013

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Eat hamburgers and Sprite day February 18th

Kpop Star And "Memeber" of bts, Jung hoseok's ( or J-hope's ) Favorite Food is Hamburgers/spaghetti and SpRiTe!
Why not eat that on his birthday; February 18th?

Jungkook: Guess what day it is? Eat hamburgers and Sprite day february 18th btw

Jhope: happy birthday to me I'm 103 I still go to preschool and I miss my mommy my mom is at work she fired a jerk she hired a monkey to do my homework the monkey is dead we chopped off his head the rest of his body is stuffed up my bed!

Eat hamburgers and Sprite day February 18th by #bts_army_purple January 5, 2021

eat my hams

eat me out ; )

cunnilingus is eat my hams , duh

eat my hams by tmh12345678 May 26, 2019

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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