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Eat Cheese 

Orangutans who originate from the Borneo and Sumatra rainforest, tend to have a sweat build up under their arm pits. This sweat build up forms a yellowish color and resembles the consistency of cheese. When telling someone to “eat cheese”, one can only infer that it is an insult of the greatest degree!
Tim: Yo man my fantasy football team rocks dude.
Me: Eat cheese, your team is trash!
Eat Cheese by Kernall Johnson November 21, 2018

Eat Cheese On 

To snitch on
"You better watch Sally, she'll take your weed and then eat cheese on you."
Eat Cheese On by erich May 31, 2013

eat cheese and crawl up my ass 

A comeback to eat shit and die that will leave the original speaker speechless.
First heard in Boston in 1978 and never forgotten.
Peter: Eat shit and die!
Brenda: Eat cheese and crawl up my ass!
Peter: ...

EAT CHEESE EVERYDAY 

To eat cheese everyday while sneaking in only a minimal amount of Pretzels.
I am going to eat cheese everyday!

eat cheese on 

where u stick a slice of cheese in a ass and eat it
eat cheese on by jhkjh September 30, 2006

eat cheese on 

to talk bad about,to dis, to run down
I told her not to eat cheese on me at the bar anymore.
eat cheese on by shoon August 22, 2006
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