A small town in
Connecticut known for creating bells. The only real historic thing other than an
old schoolhouse is the Bevin Bell factory, of which burned to the ground. Due to the town bring know for bells, it's highschoolers are known as "Bellringers". East Hampton has a Facebook page known as "Let's Talk East Hampton" of which people just argue. The Facebook page has also been known to censor accounts who they disagree with them. The towns relax spot is an irradiated lake known as Lake pocotopaug where the lifeguards
don't do their job correctly. During July, the town holds its annual old homes
day festival and parade. It is also home to a miss
USA and one of connecticuts Governors, O'Neil. The Redneck population is just a bunch of
kids who wear camouflaged NAPA auto parts hats and drive lifted trucks. They only call themselves redneck because they mow their lawns without mommys
help and drive ATVs.
Any person: Where are you from?
East Hamptoner: East Hampton
Any person:
WOW east Hampton, you must be
rich
East Hamptoner: No, East Hampton,
CT