earnhardt

running a train on a bitch for so long and hard she blows and o-ring and or her uterus falls out

We ran an earnhardt on Josh's mom last night, she won't shit or piss right for a couple months.

earnhardt by jeremy o'connor May 15, 2008

Earnhardt style 

To drive head first into a wall.

Wow he just went Earnhardt style into that building!

Earnhardt style by CK March 19, 2004

earnhardt'd

when an fps player DoS attacks a server with such vigor that it ultimately crashes

me: dude, my server's down
fellow gamer: why, what happened?
me: some kid got angry and earnhardt'd my shit

earnhardt'd by dan trainor March 22, 2007

Dale Earnhardt 

Our redneck savior. He crashed for our sins, and on the third lap, he rose again, and ascended into heaven, where he rideth shotgun for our Lord, the Almighty God.

In Dale Earnhardt's name, we pray. Ay-men.

Dale Earnhardt by M. Helton December 10, 2009

Dale Earnhardt 

The greatest NASCAR driver of all time. Who died doing what he loved to do. A competor on the track, and a father, husband, friend off the track. an actual athlete (unlike what some other people say) see NASCAR Driver

7-Time NASCAR WINSTON CUP CHAMPION

Dale Earnhardt by dalejr237 June 26, 2005

Dale Earnhardt Jr. Syndrome 

A person that is not able to reach their full potential because their step mom is constantly interfering with their life in a negative way.

This has nothing to do with Dale Earnhardt Jr personally, he was just a victim of circumstances, of having a step mom that only messes things up.

Real life- Dale Earnhardt Jr. is far better off on his new team now that he doesnt have to deal with his step mom Teresa Earnhardt.

In context- You cant be at the top of your game if you have Dale Earnhardt Jr. Syndrome.

Once you are relieved of Dale Earnhardt Jr. Syndrome, you will achieve great things.

Step parents should be outlawed and banned to help prevent Dale Earnhardt Jr. Syndrome.

Dale Earnhardt Jr. Syndrome by vitamin waterz March 4, 2009

The blind Dale Earnhardt 

When you have sex with a girl in a car and you pullout, nut on her face, take her clothes then run, leaving her naked.

Yesterday I pulled the blind Dale Earnhardt in the Walmart parking lot, she wasn’t expecting it.

The blind Dale Earnhardt by Andrew Neil November 15, 2018