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Dale Earnhardt 

Our redneck savior. He crashed for our sins, and on the third lap, he rose again, and ascended into heaven, where he rideth shotgun for our Lord, the Almighty God.
In Dale Earnhardt's name, we pray. Ay-men.
Dale Earnhardt by M. Helton December 10, 2009

Dale Earnhardt 

The greatest NASCAR driver of all time. Who died doing what he loved to do. A competor on the track, and a father, husband, friend off the track. an actual athlete (unlike what some other people say) see NASCAR Driver
Dale Earnhardt by dalejr237 June 26, 2005

Dale Earnhardt Jr. Syndrome 

A person that is not able to reach their full potential because their step mom is constantly interfering with their life in a negative way.

This has nothing to do with Dale Earnhardt Jr personally, he was just a victim of circumstances, of having a step mom that only messes things up.
Real life- Dale Earnhardt Jr. is far better off on his new team now that he doesnt have to deal with his step mom Teresa Earnhardt.

In context- You cant be at the top of your game if you have Dale Earnhardt Jr. Syndrome.

Once you are relieved of Dale Earnhardt Jr. Syndrome, you will achieve great things.

Step parents should be outlawed and banned to help prevent Dale Earnhardt Jr. Syndrome.

The blind Dale Earnhardt 

When you have sex with a girl in a car and you pullout, nut on her face, take her clothes then run, leaving her naked.
Yesterday I pulled the blind Dale Earnhardt in the Walmart parking lot, she wasn’t expecting it.

Dale Earnhardt 

the gretest, most talanted driver ever to get behind the wheel of a car in the history of cars and racing. Drove the black number 3 Goodwrench Chevrolet for Richard Childress Racing. Known as "The Intimidator" for his agressive apperance and driving style. One of only 2 NASCAR drivers in history to win 7 NASCAR winston/nextel cup championships, the other being Richard Petty. Dale was the definitive american badass. In February 2001, his life was tragically ended early by a fatal crash on the last lap of the Daytona 500.
All you fuckers writing disrespectful definitions about Dale Earnhardt should get a fucking life. You wont ever be as sucessful in anything as Earnhardt was at everything in life.

Dirty Earnhardt 

Similar to the dirty sanchez. Upon completion of intercourse (usually doggy style) the "man" in the relationship, after getting three good poo fingers, swipes the woman's face from the upper lip to the top of the forehead, with one "racing stripe" over the nose, and one over each eye, to create the effect of race car pinstripes.
With mad shifting from his gear stick, and a well lubricated engine, he won the race, and for the victory lap, he gave her a dirty earnhardt.
Dirty Earnhardt by Dale jr. June 14, 2004