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zander ermold
Slow super stud birthday boy that goes to governor mifflin. He runs cross country and is very slow and a super stud birthday boy.
zander ermold by Mechanicore tank of doom! September 16, 2019
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earbortion
A song so mind-numbingly bad, listening to it it the sonic equivalent to viewing an abortion. Opposite of eargasm.
earbortion by Mike, DDS August 24, 2011
Kansas City Earmuffs
When you bust a load in two barbecue filled condoms and simultaneously smack a chick over her ears right when she wakes up.
Kansas City Earmuffs by Van Jermaine October 12, 2016
Eharmony Age
Eharmony Age by KeMa87 December 23, 2011
Dirty Eamon
The act of posting a tasteful nude video online, making sure the foreskin is the star, and becoming famous. Works best if you can accumulate a cult following.
"Have you tried a Dirty Eamon?"
"I am not a god nor a legend so my video only got two views."
"Only Eamon can do a Dirty Eamon successfully!"
"I am not a god nor a legend so my video only got two views."
"Only Eamon can do a Dirty Eamon successfully!"
Dirty Eamon by Lifexxtimes April 6, 2020
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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