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ear to ear 

a cut from one ear to the mouth to the other ear, in other words a chelsea smile
the only way you'll see me smile is if you cut me ear to ear
ear to ear by B-ri Myrders June 28, 2010

Cheesin' from ear to ear 

Styling from head to toe
Excellent; wonderful
Man, that gerrrl be cheesin' from ear to ear

ear to the streets 

Listening to the rumors, talkings, and stirrings of a ghetto-fabulous area in order to pick up some sort of new information and or new trends in a community
Gangster 1: Yo, you hear that new Lil' Wayne track that leaked?
Gangster 2: Yea nigga, I be keepin my ear to the streets and got that hot shit a while ago.
ear to the streets by B. LANE March 31, 2008

Ass to Ear 

A variation of the Wet Willy. Instead of wetting a finger with saliva from your mouth you insert your finger into your anus and then insert it into the ear of the victim.
Person 1 (after whispering to person's 2's ear): "Why does your ear smell like shit?"
Person 2: Oh, Matty went Ass to Ear on me about an hour ago"
Person 1: "Oh that's nasty you never go Ass to Ear!"
Ass to Ear by phizzledizzle July 8, 2010

side braid next to ear 

Small braid worn on the side of a mans head behind his ear indicates he’s feeling sexual tension towards other men and wants to be dominated and gang raped by 13 multi-racial bikers with baby cocks .
The guy with a side braid next to ear is a fag
side braid next to ear by Dendai February 15, 2024

Beer to the ear 

A sly prank for when your friends are passed out; consists of pouring portions of beer into an unsuspecting, (often unconscious) victim's ear.

Coined at the 2010 Cavendish Beach Festival.

Cavendish, Newfoundland, Canada.
blake: *passed out*

dylan: beer to the ear?

ian: hells yeah.
Beer to the ear by Stampitch March 15, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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