ealph

When something hurts so bad that your left titty hurts

I walked to the fridge and i stubbed my toe and felt a pain in my left titty and I screamed “ealph”

ealph by Hello it’s me May 10, 2018

elphego 

Um I think you missed two letter you need a B and an R to spell Belphegor oh wait your doing that one thing oh ok then it means...you sleep alot

God your such a elphego

elphego by Siote Aizawa May 20, 2021

Elphaba

A tall misunderstood green skinned, and totally awesome fictional character in the book, and musical Wicked. While portrayed by Idina Menzel on Broadway, green witches have never looked so damn good!

"Dude who is that totally hot chick!?"
"The green one? Dude the green witch?"
" Yeah!"

"Oh that's just Elphaba"
"She is freaking hot!"
"Wow....."

Elphaba by Wow Ijust typed that lol January 24, 2010

Donny Elphick 

Donald Elphick lives at 3 Cox Avenue Forest Hill NSW. He is a pedo who got his 12 year old daughter pregnant and he also SAed his granddaughter. He likes it up the hum and he has a small tiny itty bitty 2mm chode

Donny Elphick can be defined as a low ugly fat pig with a tiny chode.

Donny Elphick by Daddydonnylikesitupthebum December 5, 2022

Elphaba

Little-known name of the Wicked Witch of the West. Given by Gregory Maguire (author of the novel "Wicked"), named after the intials of L. Frank Baum, author of "The Wondeful Wizard of Oz". (L-F-B, El-Pha-Ba). Originally played by Margaret Hamilton in the 1939 movie, The Wizard of Oz and Idina Menzel in the 2003 Broadway musical Wicked.

Elphaba is a complex and misunderstood character

Elphaba by wicked fanatic September 21, 2005

earphone phaker

When a person has earphones in apparently listening to music, but in reality listening to other people's conversations, usually about how creepy that person is.

Other people think he's not paying attention because he's jamming to music, so it's a very affective illusion.

Usually employed by creepers, stalkers, or when a person happens to overhear something about themselves, in which they turn down or off their music to hear what is being said.

Another similar illusion is pretending to sleep. People then open up and start talking about things they may not while one is awake.

"I don't think we can talk right now. Jake looks like he's earphone phaking."

"I was earphone phaking the other day, and I heard Amanda likes Joe!"

"Man! I hate Mike! He's such a earphone phaker!"

earphone phaker by J.S.H.T. September 23, 2009

earphone distance  

The distance two people have to be from each other in order to share the earpeices of a single set of earphones.

We were packed pretty tight in the auditorium. Nearly earphone distance from each other.

earphone distance by Paratroopa January 9, 2009