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Easy, available and intoxicated. A state of being that usually results in a questionable hook up.
Did you hook up with that weird chick at the bar last night?

Yea, but it was mad EAI.
EAI by KAVA911 February 20, 2011
Urban Dictionary Merch
is a slang word in portuguese to say “hello” or “hi”.
most used among the people you already know, being mostly inexistent when you are talking to a person you never met before or in a formal conversation.
hi
eai
How’s it going?
eai by ahyesgigachadamogus March 3, 2022
Related Words
EAI • eaids • Eaindray • eaint • eairr • EAIAC • eaidie • eaigl • eaihadrkhgdfkjbn • Eail
Stupid shit that happens to you in EA's shitty games.
Man my Messi had a breakaway and fucking Eaids made him miss an open net
eaids by FifaNigga January 2, 2014
The type of AIDS you get given when playing EA Sports games, specifically any version of FIFA, from the absolute bullshit the game gives you.
"So, I lost 1-0 on career mode last night."

"Wow you must suck"

No fucking way! I had 21 shots on target and lost to my goalkeeper punching it in his own fucking goal! EA really have fisted me with EAids this time.
EAids by Lord Dangleballs November 9, 2014
A girl who is perfect in every way possible and is kind and caring.
She's a queen, too
eaint by Saythename17 October 30, 2019
When Someone Tries To Type Wait But Hits The E Key instead Of W
"come on im ready to go im outside rn!" "Eait"
eait by MrMonikkker.1 May 30, 2019
Pizzagate revealed the source of the astonishing conspiratorial conjectures to be EAIAC: "we like the INS abusing (brown) children with impunity, therefore the other side must be doing it too."
EAIAC by Mal-2 KSC February 9, 2021
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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