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Double-headed Mutant Eagle 

Russkies are far too lazy and indifferent to take care of their environment and prevent its pollution, although a polluted and toxic environment can cause genetic disorders.
Previous generations were well aware of these character traits and therefore proactively chose the double-headed mutant eagle as their coat of arms.

In some individuals, the environmental pollution might cause paranoid psychopathy with delusions of grandeur and overvalued ideas, that kind of person lives in a parallel world, completely out of touch with reality such as Vladolf Putler.

Young Eagles Program 

Experienced pilots take kids up in an Aeoronica plane for about 20 minutes, to 1000'. The kids' names are recorded in the World's Largest logbook in Oshkosh, Wisconsin. Over a Million kids have been given Wonderful rides! Airplane rides are Awesome!
What a Wonderful program the Young Eagles Program is! My kids got to fly with them 2x & my son got to actually Pilot the plane for Over 75% of the time! My kids Love the Young Eagles Program! Airplane rides are Fantastic!
Young Eagles Program by Starchylde September 11, 2016

Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle 

When you hear Armin Arlert's voice for the first time.
Keith Shadis-- Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle.
EagleX (EGX) represent the managing power of the blockchain and act as the main digital asset in the system
I would love to buy ”Eaglex some day.
eaglex by Cryptoguy November 4, 2019

Crap Eagle 

A crap eagle is a mythical creature embodied by any person or creature who, at the sight or knowledge of anything pure and good, will swoop into the situation and ruin it for everyone.

Crap eagles are generally (though not necessarily) humans, and typically showcase at least one of humanity's flaws, including but not limited to: envy, selfishness, vanity, greed, or sloth.

The easiest way to tell if your time has been attacked by a crap eagle is the overwhelming feeling of disappointment that is typically left in the wake of a crap eagle strike.
Can you believe that guy who was trying to rig a contest for charity and when his scam didn't pan out, he demanded his money back? I could see that crap eagle flyin' in from a mile away.
Crap Eagle by CJP! December 2, 2009

Comfort eagle 

When a person lives full of luxury.
Also song from group "Cake"
Guy1: Did you know that Bill Gates is the richest person alive?
Guy2: Wow! He must be living Comfort Eagle!
Comfort eagle by SOUNNIKOURATHENINJA September 11, 2007
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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