"Concerns run high that foreign goverments maybe e-creeping the American public through foreign-made consumer electronics whose smart circuitry can listen in on any conversation."
a creepy guy, named eric, that shamelessly hits on co-workers. often lurks near the lunchroom casually eyeballing new "office meat." somtimes has a really annoying laugh, and hits on girls from his "ride" at stoplights and junior high schools.
uses such pickup lines as "im having a rave at my pad, wanna chill?" and "make way for the princess!"