pete's definitions

spontaneitage

The quality of random motivation or spontaneous motivation that leads an individual or group to perform apparently out-of-the blue actions. The suffixe -age, a pop culture cliche meaning the quality of something, is used on this word to emphasize the usual reason for spontaneous action: the need for either conformity or its opposite. Another interesting thing about the word spontaneitage is that it is a prime example of itself - its creation was a seemingly random act construed by someone who was feeling a spontaneous motivation to make up a new word for the feeling, so as to distance himself from conformity.

"Michelle's dance move was a really good example of spontaneitage."
"Earlier, Peter was experiencing some hardcore spontaneitage when he shoved the card down his pants."
"It's not my fault, your honor. The spontaneitage inherent in the moment made me cheat on my wife."

by Pete September 1, 2008

tippin

Tippin means ridin or rollin slowly in your car. It has nothing to do with swerving from side to side, thats flossin or swangin. thanks for playing.

did you see that punkass tippin down southle?

yeah lets swerve on him

by Pete June 20, 2006

Gammon Washer

i beleive tim shaw uses the term 'gammon washer' as an alternative name for your bottom hole. Not, as the last entry seems to think, the vagina.

tim shaw's show is described as like turning yourself inside-out through your gammon washer

by pete June 18, 2006

Club Mydia

A term used to denote any nasty, disgusting club/bar environment where the potential for low-class hook-ups and STD's are high.

"Yo man, we're not going to that place, its like Club Mydia."

by Pete June 19, 2006

talkin 'em

While talking to a female, you are faking a coversation with the female but are in fact talking to her clevage(breasts, knockers, funbags, and whatever you like to call them).

Man, Dave and Pete were talkin 'em hardocre last night at the club, but thank god they didn't get caught.

by Pete June 19, 2006

wanksack

Most commonly refers to a bed, but sometimes to a sleeping bag. A private place for a good spank of the monkey.

Get out yer feckin wanksack! It's almost midday!

by Pete May 30, 2006

vomitometer

A scale you would use to measure the "pukeability" of something. Is incredible diverse, can be used to describe the ugliness of girls, the disgustingness of food, or the unpleasantness of a stomach upset.

That chick had to be close to ten on the vomitometer...

by Pete August 29, 2005