An impractical machine used for combat purposes. Appearing in almost every anime, they are seen as all-powerful robot suits that are usually piloted by humans. In real life, a mech would be powerless. Due to inefficent legs and humanoid look, a mech would be an easy target, and once the legs are taken out, the machine's impracticality is exposed.
While many nerds are constantly seen raving about Megazord or Zoids one of those filthy excuses for weaponry could be taken down by a modern fighter plane.
by Pete January 14, 2004
A wave where people in a crowd throw their hands in the air (and often rubbish) in a consecutive manner moving around a stadium. Often seen at cricket and rugby games. Sometimes when the game is really exciting (or boring).
by Pete April 04, 2004
a hick who does not like sharing, father eats in extreme amounts and has many quadrouple by pases per year, ALBINO
by Pete November 15, 2003
Pete: this is a song about jims trucker hat....that doesnt exizt
Liam: shit u just got roped
Jim: thats not even funny
Liam: shit u just got roped
Jim: thats not even funny
by Pete September 20, 2004
Short for segment, segamatron, seggie, segmeena and segatron (a variation on segamatron), a Seg is a creature of very small stature, likened to a hobbit, of JRR Tolkien fame. They feed on blackcurrant cordial and baked potatoes, and move around in a shuffling manner. They are extremely rare and have often had other animals, such as kia, the wife of the famous willow mistaken for them.
by Pete November 17, 2003
I went deep sea diving last night.
by Pete November 10, 2004
What happens the morning after a curry (or any other spicy food) when you find yourself racing to the bathroom to empty your bowel before you foul yourself. The shit seems to spray everywhere.
I experienced a splatter special last night, and was forced to wipe down the seat cos it was covered with shit.
by Pete October 24, 2004