pete's definitions

rat-a-tat-tat-that-ass

The act of bending a women over and giving it to her from behind while spanking each side of her ass with both hands like a drum. More commonly used as a verb.

After dinner, I am going to rat-a-tat-tat-that-ass for dessert.

by Pete December 29, 2004

Tower

A truly awesome structure, it will flourish despite the best efforts of the bar staff.

John: "Tower!"
Gaz: "Tower!"
Ste: "Tower!"
Pete: (in floods of tears) "No, no, no, I've got to take it back to the bar.

by Pete January 25, 2005

Meat Gazer

One who like to gaze at Man Meat.

Stagz McNasty is a meat gazer and scares women

by Pete October 12, 2003

Rixies

Durham's one and only "proper" nightclub, which changed its name to DH1 in recent years. Not really as fun as Klute, but at least it's not such a crush.

You coming to Rixies tonight?

by Pete December 16, 2004

Bhuddism

Eastern Concept of Sprituality/Religion, based on suffering and the cessation of suffering

That guy's a Buddhist!

by Pete October 16, 2003

FEMBOT

n, 1) bile inducing, mind numbing, soul destroying, life sapping, god awful wankload of shit. 2) A pointless programme in which the Help option tells you to use features that don't exist. 3) A programme that saves your current work over every other FEMBOT file on your computer. 4) The bane of any users existence

I hate FEMBOT! IT's went and saved over all my other work again

by Pete February 8, 2005

Trifeling

annoying bitch, that say one thing and doesnt mean it

she is trifeling she says one thing and means another, she just needs to shut the fuck up, not down with the shitkaboo

by pete April 10, 2005