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A word created in the late 2004 in conjuction with Ken "McGraw".

An e-Donkey is a female from a blog site such as mySpace.com who usually posts a picture of no real value and most times ends up to be fat and/or ugly.

Should one ever date one, points are awarded based on how ugly and/or fat.
Jay earned TWO points for that e-Donkey.

Jay thinks that if earns enough points from e-Donkeys, he'll eventually find a good looking one...he's earned a lot of points.
e-Donkey by Forksaken Profet December 17, 2004
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Dirty Donkey-E 

It's a anal "Donkey Punch" and as your partner lays out cold, you finish it off with a "Dirty Sanchez" by rubbing your dick across thier upper lip". Invented by a guy name Erik. Thus the name Dirty Donkey-E.
Police investigators where perplexed when they found a girl out cold with her pants down wearing a shit mustashe. They came to the conclusion that she had given the Dirty Donkey-E.
Dirty Donkey-E by sivebak October 6, 2011
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edonkey Dirty Donkey-E e E-Boy E.M.A e-tard E-bay e-z E.Bola e-man
A fire-walled bastard "SELLOUT" gnuttela program
Don't use eDonkey if you want to stay out of jail, perverts.
edonkey by larstait October 10, 2003
a p2p system that "superiors" thought was better than noob kazaa, however its now getting killed by bit torrent
edonkey sux
edonkey by Anonymous August 6, 2003
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