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a trick employed by scientologists to try to scam you into taking their 'therapy' sessions at $400 a pop. here is a guide. beware:

1. First a scientologist will approach you, offering you a free stress test. you will know they are a scientologist, as they will have the staring, unblinking 'crazy eyes'. they will be very reluctant to take no for an answer.

2. if you do go with them, they will hook you up to an 'e meter'. they will ask you to think of some deeply troubling experience, and when the meter moves slightly, they will present this as evidence you need therapy.

3. you will end up paying $400 a session to have whats troubling you 'audited' (cleared) from your mind. but get this: whats troubling you is, apparently, the souls of murdered aliens (thetans) in your head. betcha didn't see that one coming eh?
i'm sick of these scientologists trying to jack my nads with their e meters
e meter by me old fruity June 19, 2006
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Hid-e-o-meter 

A device that measures ugliness.
As in: " That dress is a 10 on the Hid-e-o-meter"
Hid-e-o-meter by amazonloveswords February 4, 2010
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e meter • P.K.E. meter • Hid-e-o-meter • Emeterio • e • E-Boy • E.M.A • e-tard • E-bay • e-z

P.K.E. meter 

P.K.E. Meter or P.K. meter is a Prop. used in every Ghostbusters Movies , series ans comics .

Basically the P.K.E. meters are used to detect ghost by pointing to their general directions or to calculate the intensity of paranormal activity like slime presence .

P.K.E. stands for Para Kinesis Energy or Para Kinetic Energy .

the p.k.e meter is upstaged by the more powerfull Giga-meter seen in Ghostbusters II .
According to the P.K.E. meter there is a class 3 full thorso apparition .
P.K.E. meter by P.A. 037 February 6, 2010

Emeterio 

He is the guy i will love for the rest of my life. He is unique, and super duper caring. He seems to be boring guy but i swear he is really fun to be with!! You won't forget his name "Emeterio" what a lovely name . Btw, he is cuteee! I love his smile and every single details about him. Lot of things happened in his life yet still fighting to survive. Im so proud of this man, i love him so much and gonna spent my whole life with him. It is worth it.
Someone asked Kjp "who is Emeterio for you?"
He is my tahanan, my mundo and my kalawakan.
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