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dyslogic 

A genetic anomaly resulting in a person who perceives the logical relationships among facts completely backwards. This is the mental equivalent of perceiving words backwards even though the eyes are seeing them correctly. When asked, a dislogic person will identify as a rebel, a free thinker, innovative, or even brilliant....because their brains will always perceive the exact opposite of reality.
Bob was always spouting off the most obstinate and offensive opinions on every topic he blogged about. He would never admit to suffering from being dyslogic, he could never admit that his continual stream of distasteful views was anything other than channeling of God’s word to the uneducated masses. The moral compass of the dyslogic person forever points south, the easiest path to walk is uphill, the individual is seen to be stronger opponent than an entire battalion,. When a person with a dyslogic brain looks in a mirror, he sees only what he is not and what he will never be.
dyslogic by You rReal Name January 7, 2021
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A use of logic that impedes the correct understanding of a matter. Often employed by politicians.
Saying you took out the trash on Monday, when you took it out on a Monday three weeks earlier. While the statement is true in itself, it is false in the proper context.
dislogic by Calibrae October 11, 2012
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dysloxic 

When a Dyslexic can't spell Dyslexia correctly.
liam says he is dysloxic while kelly points out the mistake
dysloxic by liamjones June 5, 2018
A statement which makes no sense on a literal level, but contains an accidental element of reasonability; dislodged logic.
(From real life)

Two bulimics are discussing their next binge.

B1: I can't be bothered cooking.

B2: Neither can I. Let's rent a pizza.

B1: Lol! That has a certain dislogic to it.
Dislogic by Ozymoron January 11, 2010
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026