dyslogic

A genetic anomaly resulting in a person who perceives the logical relationships among facts completely backwards. This is the mental equivalent of perceiving words backwards even though the eyes are seeing them correctly. When asked, a dislogic person will identify as a rebel, a free thinker, innovative, or even brilliant....because their brains will always perceive the exact opposite of reality.

Bob was always spouting off the most obstinate and offensive opinions on every topic he blogged about. He would never admit to suffering from being dyslogic, he could never admit that his continual stream of distasteful views was anything other than channeling of God’s word to the uneducated masses. The moral compass of the dyslogic person forever points south, the easiest path to walk is uphill, the individual is seen to be stronger opponent than an entire battalion,. When a person with a dyslogic brain looks in a mirror, he sees only what he is not and what he will never be.

by You rReal Name January 7, 2021

dislogic

A use of logic that impedes the correct understanding of a matter. Often employed by politicians.

Saying you took out the trash on Monday, when you took it out on a Monday three weeks earlier. While the statement is true in itself, it is false in the proper context.

by Calibrae October 11, 2012

dysloxic

When a Dyslexic can't spell Dyslexia correctly.

liam says he is dysloxic while kelly points out the mistake

by liamjones June 5, 2018

Dislogic

A statement which makes no sense on a literal level, but contains an accidental element of reasonability; dislodged logic.

(From real life)

Two bulimics are discussing their next binge.

B1: I can't be bothered cooking.

B2: Neither can I. Let's rent a pizza.

B1: Lol! That has a certain dislogic to it.

by Ozymoron January 11, 2010