Person: "Dude, I'm so afraid of dying alone... What if nobody comes to my funeral?"
Other Person: "You must have Monatophobia - A Fear Of Dying Alone"

Monatophobia - A Fear Of Dying Alone by wankbadger September 14, 2017

Related Words

dykng • dying • dyking • dying fetus • dyinginside • Dying whale • dyngus • Dyangel • dying baby • dying camel

Spite Dying

When you decide to DIE if someone touches your mule bits

IF YOU TOUCH MY MULE BITS I WILL START SPITE DYING

Spite Dying by Poggers_ January 18, 2021

dyingfood

A Married man in the 21st Century that commentates on very important social issues concerning simps and recruit difficulty females. He is very intelligent and some may even consider him a "Birdman 2.0" Even though Dyingfood is an active supporter of the National Anthem "Hoes mad" while Birdman isnt.

Chris: Yo dude! I was just watching your video yesterday!
Dyingfood: Good shit alpha, Just make sure you watch till the end so you are not a bitch.

dyingfood by Hammur October 29, 2020

dyingful

you never giving up on someone you love even if they love someone else

“you must be dyingful.”

dyingful by a person who has experience November 16, 2019

Voluntary assisted dying

It means that a person can ask a doctor to kill themselves. To do that they must be suffering an illness and have decision making capability. 99.9% of the people who are suffering an illness don't have decision making capability.

Voluntary assisted dying is the best way to kill yourself.

Voluntary assisted dying by OfficeMS July 16, 2023

Dyingnosing

The act of relentlessly searching WebMD and other health related websites, in an effort to self diagnose your own "terminal" illness.

Them: I think I finally figured out what is wrong with me!

You: Have you been on the Internet, dyingnosing yourself again?

Dyingnosing by Grnngold November 29, 2015

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026