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Robin: “Hey DYNGUS your children are here”
dyngus by cherryslurpieeee July 14, 2019
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An idiot, someone who makes poor decisions
You’re a dyngus
Dyngus by LTSkiFree March 21, 2019
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A dim witted person of western european decent lacking class, culture, and or ambition. Mediocre. A simpleton.
Hey- did you see me try to pull the jedi mind trick over that dyngus over there? lol! I told her to pick a number between 1 and 9 and then multiply it by 9 and then.... she couldn't comprehend.

Yeah dude. what you expect? She's got a perm. Fucking dyngus.
dyngus by Smellgibson May 4, 2014

Dyngus (or Dingus) 

Originally polish for "worthy, proper, or suitable, also the Catholic holiday observed the day after Easter Sunday celebrating the end of Lent.

The word degraded sometime between WWII and Korean conflict to refer to a phallus, evolving to it's current usage referring to someone who is an irritant, stupid, or gullible.
"Leon's being a tool fuckin' with me again!"
"Yeah, he's been a Dyngus (or Dingus) since day one"
Or:
"Imma stomp your Dyngus (or Dingus) in the dirt!"
Dyngus (or Dingus) by gpoohba October 27, 2020

Smigus Dyngus 

"Wet Monday" "Dyngus Day" "Easter Monday" Originally celebrated in Poland. Boys sprinkle water over the girls they like. Some are even carried to a river and soaked. They do it to cause spring rains for harvest.
Don't fall asleep the night before Smigus Dyngus Day, you will get so soaking wet.
Smigus Dyngus by cytrynówka April 10, 2013

Dingus Boobie Face 

Dingus Boobie Face is one that has the face that resembles breast and one that does stupid things to make you laugh
Friend "I love this game!".
Friend that doesn't care "Shut up you Dingus Boobie Face!."
Dingus Boobie Face by Skeletor420 December 14, 2018

Dingus McKringus 

A person who is such a jackass they make your brain cells commit mass suicide one by one until your brain turns into pink Jell-O.
John is such a Dingus McKringus.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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