Dyingnosing

The act of relentlessly searching WebMD and other health related websites, in an effort to self diagnose your own "terminal" illness.

Them: I think I finally figured out what is wrong with me!

You: Have you been on the Internet, dyingnosing yourself again?

Dyingnosing by Grnngold November 29, 2015

Self-diagnosing 

A person with no life who finds different mental illnesses to look 'quirkier', or to excuse their rude behaviour. Guess what, Stacy, you do not have OCD because you like to put your pencils in a rainbow pattern!!! You also don't have ADHD because you have a sad amount of fidget toys!!!!!

person: Why aren't you paying attention? I literally just told you my cat died.

Quirky Crackhead Stacy: Oh, you didn't know? I took a buzzfeed quiz and i'm Self-diagnosing myself with adhd, deppression, did, and anxiety so stfu

Self-diagnosing by imafrog September 30, 2021

Internet Diagnosing 

The act of searching medical websites to match real or imagined symptoms in oneself or ones friends and family. This automatically makes the searcher a medical expert and this person is usually known for their hypochondriac tendencies and uncanny abilities to drive you nuts.

Woman A: (cough) "I'm not feeling so hot."

Woman B: "Do you have shortness of breath and a fever?"

Woman A: "Mayyyybe.... I feel a little warm..."

Woman B: "Let me do some internet diagnosing on WebMD....Oh my god!! You have Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis! We've gotta get you to the emergency room!"

Internet Diagnosing by mel268 July 7, 2010

reverse-diagnosing 

When you tell someone they don't have a mental illness.

"you don't have anxiety, that doctor is wrong."
"stop reverse-diagnosing."

reverse-diagnosing by rjwfjeqi03e999909090909 November 17, 2020