dykemom

A word depicting a species of woman, usually slightly overweight but not obese ; husky. With children of her own, although you cant imagine anyone putting a dick inside her. She is only ever seen in sweat pants and a over washed over used sweater with some sort of disney character on it( you know the one) she also has a very short haircut shorter than two inches in length, with no product most likely and cackles as she quotes horrible movies and makes pg jokes. Smokes 3 packs a day. She drives a van with some sort of stickers on the back window, is the casserole queen and is probably named barb.
by Killingitwithkindness March 16, 2017
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