dyckson

A awful man who will skillfully trick you into a relationship by pretending to love you. He will then use his absolutely mind blowing narcissist skills to put all their problems on to you, gaslight, take everything from you and manipulate you into this mousey little girl who is afraid to stand up for her self. You will constantly be apologized too, but they will always be empty apologizes with absolutely no action or change. You will quickly find out that Dycksons are not loyal, trustworthy or caring at all. Back stabbing, cheating and lying are just a few if the classic Dycksins. (dyck-sins)

Do not ignore the RED FLAG!

Oh fuck you really dyckson'd her! Better move on to your next "good girl" to totally Dyckson a new one!

dyckson by StupidFatUglyBitch November 22, 2021

dickson 

A person that no one can stand. Constantly attempts to make them self look intelligent with made-up facts or figures. Always cuts you off in mid-sentence and corrects you with mis-information. Also tells stories that are improbable or impossible, and are most likely fabricated.

History: the origin of using the word "dickson" is unknown, but in the Mid-Michigan area it's a widespread term for someone you hate, or acts in the manner described above. Typically, when people visit this area of the U.S. they are confused when they begin to hear the term, but once it's understood, they always know someone from their home town that is a "dickson"

I can't stand having to work along side of Jay, he's such a DICKSON!

Have you ever met Dee? She's a friend of my wife's and she's a definite dickson.

dickson by Jamie Duby January 5, 2008

The Dickson 

Half sour, half sprite, black razz, and Jameson. A drink order originating around the year 2008, commonly mistaken for a shot, but no its actually a drink and should come in a glass.

Let me get The Dickson, half sour, half sprite, black razz n Jameson

Bartender: Nah man can't do it. I'm all outta black razz

No worries mate! just sub in razzmatazz, I'm gonna be drinkin these allllllll night.

The Dickson by Flo Str8fire July 3, 2011

tom dickson 

The spokesman for Blendtec, and the famous line "Will it Blend? That is the question."

The spokesman and phrase have taken off in a large way, and even Blendtec merchandise is available such as shirts with the slogan "Tom Dickson is my Homeboy".

Tom Dickson: Will is blend? that is the question"

viewers: YES?!

Tom Dickson: Now don't breath this!

tom dickson by Shortbusguy44 May 29, 2007

Dickson Middle School

The stupidest school ever.

Dickson Middle School was sucky today, man.

Dickson Middle School by whitefingernailpolish July 13, 2009

Turban Dickson Airy 

A Turban Dickson Airy is a part of the social media attire of the truest “radicals.” As they say. The clothes make the man. It is often donned upon realizing one’s speech is too inflammatory for traditional avenues, but one’s need for comic relief remains yearning. Often considered a healthy alternative to masturbation, which while fine in small amounts, carries the risk of warping you into a sex fiend.

After airing the good words, the TDA is often forgotten about, potentially offending others accidentally, because that is the nature of the troll.

Brah: You think Diamonddick really wants to “Complete DaVinci’s Circle”?

Bro: Nah, his infernal machine, that “Big Ben” of his, makes him want guys who bully women into putting shit up their ass to get bullied into putting shit up their ass... but really, the diamonddick forgets he has a Turban Dickson Airy

Turban Dickson Airy by DiamondDick9 February 15, 2021

Dickson Derby 

The dangerous act of masturbating on a thoroughbred horse as it gallops at full speed across a prairie.

Boy 1: "Wow, he's become a pro at the Dickson Derby."
Boy 2: "I know, look at him go."

Dickson Derby by M-Chill December 19, 2012