Dwarven 

A fantastical race of stout, hearty, and valorous beings who typically reside in mountainous regions.

At the funeral, the eulogy on VerifyMe's tombstone stated that he was beaten to death by a heard of angry, hairy dwarven women.

Dwarven by Tsudanosh April 16, 2004

Dwarven bread 

In real life: A supposedly edible item that nobody actually tries to eat.

Mainly used a synonym for any failed cookery experiment but also for wrapped food in bottoms of bags that have been there since forever.

Originally from the Disk World series by Sir Terry Pratchett. Bread baked from the finest stone-ground grit. The point of having it is to keep you going on the idea: "I'm not *that* hungry."

The smoke alarm in the kitchen sounds. "Looks like you made dwarven bread. I'll order pizza."

Quote from 'Witches abroad':
The dwarf bread was brought out for inspection. But it was miraculous, the dwarf bread. No one ever went hungry when they had some dwarf bread to avoid. You only had to look at it for a moment, and instantly you could think of dozens of things you'd rather eat. You're boots, for example. Mountains. Raw sheep. Your own foot.

Dwarven bread by Puppy Zwolle November 1, 2014

Dwarven Taco

A Dwarven Taco is a well manicured preferably braided pubis area of some females.

Dude, I was totally gonna go down on Tammy but she had a total Dwarven Taco and I couldn’t even find her hole

Dwarven Taco by Naty by Nature December 15, 2018

Dwarven Breakfast 

Vomit, esp "on-the-fly" Roman style where puking is merely a bump in the road of a long party-night. A popular term among role-playing nerds and convention attendees.

"After 23 beers, I've had a dwarven breakfast and I'm ready for more!"

Dwarven Breakfast by Cold1s January 21, 2010

dwarven arm wrestling 

Like normal arm wrestling, were two opponents sit across from each other at a table. The pair lock hands and arm wrestle, while punching their opponent in the face at will. The first to be knocked unconscious or have his hand pushed to the table, loses.

Jim and Frank played a game of Dwarven arm wrestling, Jim needs new teeth.

dwarven arm wrestling by Nedreal January 24, 2016

dwarven accordian 

A sex position in which one short individual is penetrated through their mouth and lifted by their legs. The larger individual then proceeds to squeeze the smaller person by thrusting their penis down the throat.

I picked up Allie and fucked her in the Dwarven Accordian.

dwarven accordian by DwarvenBled June 15, 2020

Dwarvengnomen 

The holiday in which we celebrate our friendship with all the wee folk (Dwarves, Gnomes, Fairies, Pixies and Leprechauns and such.)
Celebrated on Nov 14th

Yeah, it's Nov 14th. Lets celebrate Dwarvengnomen.
Haben ein schönes dwarvengnomen.

Dwarvengnomen by dw6245 June 2, 2008