dwarren 

This guy is a legend at sucking dick, like top notch gawk gawk gobbler God. He's so down bad that he'd beg to eat ur ass and then hold you at gunpoint.

Yo dwarren his a legend I felt it firsthand

dwarren by Mynameisdwarren January 20, 2022

Carine and Darren 

Sexy ass couple of the year. Carine has the record for the biggest hickey's and Darren has the record for the biggest dick.

OMG Carine and Darren you guys are so cute :O !

Carine and Darren by Talarigo2 December 11, 2011

Darren Bennett 

A kind hearted man who is most likely a biology teacher. Darren Bennetts are usually shy but once you get to know them, you will never forget them. Also most Darren Bennetts look like Donald Trump. Darrens usually like girls who's initials are DGD or MLT.

Have you seen that hot biology teacher?
Yeah, must be Darren Bennett

Darren Bennett by yakkkkkkkkk August 31, 2019

Dwarven bread 

In real life: A supposedly edible item that nobody actually tries to eat.

Mainly used a synonym for any failed cookery experiment but also for wrapped food in bottoms of bags that have been there since forever.

Originally from the Disk World series by Sir Terry Pratchett. Bread baked from the finest stone-ground grit. The point of having it is to keep you going on the idea: "I'm not *that* hungry."

The smoke alarm in the kitchen sounds. "Looks like you made dwarven bread. I'll order pizza."

Quote from 'Witches abroad':
The dwarf bread was brought out for inspection. But it was miraculous, the dwarf bread. No one ever went hungry when they had some dwarf bread to avoid. You only had to look at it for a moment, and instantly you could think of dozens of things you'd rather eat. You're boots, for example. Mountains. Raw sheep. Your own foot.

Dwarven bread by Puppy Zwolle November 1, 2014

Dwarvengnomen 

The holiday in which we celebrate our friendship with all the wee folk (Dwarves, Gnomes, Fairies, Pixies and Leprechauns and such.)
Celebrated on Nov 14th

Yeah, it's Nov 14th. Lets celebrate Dwarvengnomen.
Haben ein schönes dwarvengnomen.

Dwarvengnomen by dw6245 June 2, 2008

Darren Criss 

A supermegafoxyawesomehot actor that is most famous for his role of Harry Potter in A Very Potter Musical. He is also a singer/songwriter, and has songs on iTunes. But most still know him from A Very Potter Musical.

Friend 1: "Oh my Rowling! Darren Criss is so amazing!"
Friend 2: "Who's that?"
Friend 1: "The totally awesome actor in AVPM. You know, the one that plays Harry Potter?"
Friend 2: "Ohh yeah!"

Darren Criss by RedVines October 12, 2010

Darren Criss 

Actor who currently plays Blaine, an openly gay (and very cute) student, on Glee. Gleeks strongly believe Kurt and Blaine should get together.

Also a Starkid, known for his portrayal of Harry Potter in A Very Potter Musical and it's sequel. He also composes much of the music in Starkid productions.
Many Starkids get extremely agitated when Darren Criss fans only recognize him from Glee.

Friend 1: "Don't you just love Darren Criss? He's Super Mega Foxy Awesome Hot."
Friend 2: "Who?"
Friend 1: "You know?" *Singing* "He's Harry-Freakin'-Potter!?"
Friend 2: "Uhh..."
Friend 1: *Annoyed* "The new guy on Glee."
Friend 2: "Oh, Blaine?! I LOVE that guy!"

Darren Criss by RedVinesWhatTheHellCantTheyDo? January 15, 2011