Dwarf Porn 

Dwarf Porn is the recorded fluff bumping of small people.

Two small people bonking. Could include more than one midget or dwarf.

A classic Dwarf Porn adventure for example would be Snowwhite and the Seven Porn Dwarfs.

Dwarf Porn by Porno Andy May 8, 2012

porn dwarf 

A small person who's only way to get sex would be to star in midget porn.

Where's that porn dwarf Lance gone now...

porn dwarf by The Scotsman September 28, 2005

Porn Dwarf 

Vertically-challenged skin artiste.

Fuck me that bird is short, bet she's a porn dwarf in her spare time

Porn Dwarf by European Bob May 1, 2003

Dwarfornication 

Two (or more) people small in stature committing the unspeakable act.

"Did you hear those two US gymnasts are dating now?"
"Yeah, and apparently they have very acrobatic dwarfornication."

Dwarfornication by qwertyuiopasdfghjkl12 December 13, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022