dutch touched

To get your ass hurt, fucked up, merked, and/or bodied.

Guy 1; why are you locked up?
Guy 2; mane this dude slapped my mom
Guy 1; and what you do?
Guy 2; i dutch touched that boy, hence the reason I'm in jail!!!

by kanaryellow October 29, 2014

The Dutch Touch

A Dutch persons mojo.

The thing most Dutch People Rely on in life...

"Just a nother Bonus of being Dutch"

Non Dutch Person: How did you pull that off

Dutch Person: What can i say its the Dutch Touch...

by Dutch Touch October 8, 2006

The Dutch Touch

When you wipe your hand on your crotch/balls and then touch someone with that hand. Your supposed to yell Dutch touch when done so.

1.(Joel is wiping his hand on his balls) 2.(Joel wipes said hand on Scott) 3.Joel: YOU GOT THE DUTCH TOUCH!!! 4.Scott:eeeew.

by ThatAnimeLover99 August 16, 2014

The Dutch Touch

When you fart in your hand and make your partner suck on your fingers. Often done during foreplay, but can be done during intercourse.

Man, she brought last night to the next level with the Dutch Touch.

by CheekyHornet March 31, 2016

The Dutch Touch

A slogan of a Famous Dutch design company "PUIK". Who works together with talented Dutch Designers.

This beautifull clock has the dutch touch.

by PeterweltenPeterwellen July 4, 2017

The Dutch Touch

When a product is made by a dutch designer. People say this product has The Dutch Touch.

Well that product really has the dutch touch.

by JohanJohan July 31, 2017

Dutch Touch

A situation very similar to a dutch oven, however hands-based foreplay continues and neither sexual partner attempts to make eye contact.

"Let one go in bed last night with the missus."
"That must have been awkward"
"Not really, we just carried on with the Dutch Touch"

by Slinkynuts August 7, 2015