A number so incomprehensibly large that it arouses suspicion, particularly when cited in a statistic, report, or government budget. The word is a blend of the prefix "sus-" (as in suspicious) and a large number suffix like "-illion." The term often implies that the number has been fabricated or exaggerated to an absurd degree to mislead or impress others.
The mathematical definition: Graham's Number to the power of Graham's Number: g(64)^g(64)
Dude, I've got a sustillion followers on TikTok. Just kidding, it's like 20.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'